Dey Jokes
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Why does Yoda like sheep?
Because dey go baa...
What sound do Yoda's sheep make?
Dey go baa!
What pronouns does a Chicagoan use to identify as non-binary?
Dey or dem
Master Yoda, what sound do sheep make?
Yoda: "Dey go bah"
Two Germans are talking about 9/11....
One said : How much terroristen died zat dey? Twelve? The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."
Why can't you trespass on Jamaican land?
Because dey have de fences.
Why does Yoda like sheep?
Dey go bah.
What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?
Dey both sinna, mon!
A yooper WW2 Fighter Pilot visited a school to talk about his service
"In 19 and 42, da situation was really tough. The Germans, dey had a very strong Air Force. I remember dis one day I was protectin' da b**... and suddenly, from outta da clouds, dese fokkers appeared."
*At this point, several of the children giggle*
"I looked up, and right above me was one of da fokkers. I aimed at him and shot dat fokker down. Da fokkers was everywhere, dere was anoder fokker right behind me."
The teacher stands up and says, "I think I should point out that 'Fokker' was the name of a German-Dutch aircraft company"
"Ya... ya... dat's true!" says the old pilot, "but dese fokkers was flyin' Messerschmidts."
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