Dexterity Jokes
10 dexterity jokes and hilarious dexterity puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dexterity that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Dexter Holland wasn't always lead singer of the Offspring
Long ago he was in the seafood industry. He had a job shucking oysters for a restaurant. Anyway, one day he sees an ad for a competition in oyster shucking, but it is a team challenge. He shows up solo, and knows he won't be let in. His confidence is low at this point, but he still signs up. The attendant notices he only writes down one name, and asks why, to which Dexter replies:
"I'm just a shucker with no shellfish team"
I like to imagine my fingers as the races of Middle Earth...
The thumb is the dwarf because it's stout
The pinkie is the hobbit because it's diminutive
The index is the elf because it's the most dexterous
The ring is the human because they were given the most rings
And the middle is the orc... because it's the rudest
In one episode of Dexter's Laboratory, Dexter fires Dee-Dee because.....
....he can't focus properly when she distracts him. So he hires this pretty blonde girl to mimic Dee-Dee, and he asks her "I want to see you dance" "That'll be 50$ extra" Took me awhile to figure that one out
I saw my sister watching the show "Dexter" yesterday..
I thought it was a pretty weird show, but then again, I have seen stranger things on Netflix.
Time for Saudi Jokes?
Who knew Dexter was a Muslim?
Who knew Dexter was #1 show in the Kingdom?
Why are Saudi Drs so good? In their Anatomy class they use living cadavers.
And?
What would you call a TV show about a murderous doctor?
"Dexter's Anatomy"
To improve control of my off hand, my coach told me to start using it to brush my teeth..
It worked! My dexterity and hand-eye coordination improved immensely! Now if I could just do something about these cavities.
What did Ace Ventura say after he dexterously foiled the sinister plot?
"Alrighty then"
A bar owner puts out a challenge
He puts an ad in the paper saying that if anyone can beat his bartender in a feat of strength, then he will give them 10,000$. So people come from all over trying to win the money, bodybuilders, construction workers, boxers, but nobody can beat him. In order to win, they must squeeze just one drop of juice out of a lemon after the bartender squeezes it. So one day a skinny man in a suit with point dexter glasses walks in and says he can beat the bartender in the feat of strength. After everyone in the bar stops laughing, the bartender says ok and start squeezing and squeezing until there's almost nothing left in the lemon. So he hands it to the man and in just ten seconds the skinny man gets 6 drops out of the lemon. The owner of the bar gives him his money and says "before you go, tell me, how did you do that? Are you a magician? Martial artist? How in the world did you beat him?" And the man replies "oh no no no, I work for the IRS."
What do you call a serial killer who can kill with both hands?
Ambi*Dexter*ous
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