Dewey Jokes
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BREAKING. With Disney buying Star Wars
Donald Duck will now have four nephews. Huey, Louie, Dewey and Chewie.
How does a librarian organize their music collection?
They use the Dewey Decibel System
This is an important message from Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe:
Having to wear a face mask along with your glasses?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Call us today!
Thank you for calling the law office of...
Dewey, Chetum, and Hao
TIL that Melvil Dewey, inventor of the Dewey Decimal system for organizing library collections, was known to be a serial s**... harasser.
Someone really should've put him in his place.
When librarians get together, they tell lots of Dewey Decimal jokes.
They can't share them with others, though. The jokes are classified.
How do you organize a library of sound?
By using the Dewey Decibel system.
Three little ducks go into a Bar
"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.
"Huey," was the reply.
"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey
"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
"So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"
"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.
"My name is Puddles."
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