The Best 6 Dewey Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dewey jokes. There are some dewey andouille jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dewey quack puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dewey Jokes and Puns

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Donald Duck will now have four nephews. Huey, Louie, Dewey and Chewie.

This is an important message from Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe:

Having to wear a face mask along with your glasses?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Call us today!

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Dewey, Chetum, and Hao

TIL that Melvil Dewey, inventor of the Dewey Decimal system for organizing library collections, was known to be a serial sexual harasser.

Someone really should've put him in his place.

When librarians get together, they tell lots of Dewey Decimal jokes.

They can't share them with others, though. The jokes are classified.


How do you organize a library of sound?

By using the Dewey Decibel system.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dewey harriet jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dewey dorothy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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