The Best 13 Devour Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Devour jokes. There are some devour waterlogged jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these devour gobble puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Devour Jokes and Puns

Did you know that a piranha can devour a human child to the bone in 30 seconds?

Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

I like my men like my teeth,

32 of them, indentured to me, and ready to devour any temptation I have on call.

I work at a restaurant...

I work at a restaurant. A woman and her young son came walking through the door early in the morning.

I immediately approached after they were seated and asked,"What will it be today?"

The young boy was quick to exclaim,"I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN!!!"

There was a long silence.

His mother then put one hand on her head and said,"Eggs.... He wants eggs."

Today I found out that it takes a school of piranha 1 minute to devour a child.

However, I have now lost my job in the aquarium.

Roaming Zombie

A zombie was roaming through the woods looking for something to eat.

He came across two men - one sitting under a tree and reading a book, & the other typing away on his typewriter.

The zombie quickly pounced on the man reading the book and started to devour him.

Because even a brain dead zombie knows that readers digest and writers cramp.


He was such a brutal fighter that, after slaying the tigress in the arena, he proceeded to devour her flesh. And he felt no remorse.

He was Gladiator.

Fun fact: Did you know that a shoal of piranhas can devour a small child in 30 seconds?

Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today. :/

Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

Did you know that a school of piranha can devour a whole 3-year old child in under 30 seconds?

On another subject, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

Did you know a piranha can devour a small child down to the bone is less than 30 seconds?

So anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today...

Did you know that a Siberian Tiger can absolutely devour a 7-year-old girl in just about 45 seconds?

Anyways, I lost my job at the petting zoo, today...

You can explore devour eaten reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean devour insides dad jokes. There are also devour puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


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the resulting rise in demand for Crocs may devour the competition

A black hole will devour the earth.

Sucks, doesn't it?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the devour spinach jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working devour munch piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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