Devoted Jokes

16 devoted jokes and hilarious devoted puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about devoted that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Devoted Short Jokes

Short devoted jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The devoted humour may include short dedicated jokes also.

  1. How are girlfriend like cults? You have to prove your devotion before you're welcomed into the folds.
  2. What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough? You're my life's devotion. I knead you!
  3. A quick way to figure out a Jewish person's level of devotion to their faith is made simple by using the PH scale. Basic or Hasidic
  4. I founded a religion devoted entirely to pens called Penism... ...being a member is pretty much the same as not; I just liked how fun they are to hold and how using them has permanent consequences.
  5. A golf ball and G spot Question: What's the difference between a golf ball and G spot?
    Answer: there is no man in the world, who wouldn't devote 30 minutes of his life, looking for a golf ball.
  6. Did you hear about the lonely man who devoted his life to fishing? He became a master baiter
  7. Have you heard of the n**... guy who insults people for not being devoted to Buddha? Talk about the rudest nudist Buddhist

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Devoted One Liners

Which devoted one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with devoted? I can suggest the ones about devout and faithful.

  1. Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper??? They devoted their life to SANTA!!
  2. My family asked me to stop devoting my life to Metallica I told them nothing else matters
  3. I like my downvoters like i like my girls with no brain and lot of devotion
  4. My body is a temple... And it's devoted to Dionysus. Cheers.
  5. Your mom is so huge... That she has an entire Pokedex devoted to her storage.

Devoted joke, Your mom is so huge...

Unearthly Funniest Devoted Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about devoted you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean loyal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make devoted pranks.

John was unable to choose between two girls...

So he asked his friend Gary for help deciding which girl to be with.
John: I'm devoted to Kate but Edith is my dream girl, she's all I've ever wanted.
Gary: Then you should be with Edith.
John: But I love Kate and could never leave her...
Gary: Then you should stay with Kate.
John: But I also want to be with Edith, I can't miss this opportunity!
Gary: You can't have your Kate and Edith too.

A man wanted to prove to his wife that he loved her more than s**......

so he bought her a lovely bouquet of roses. Despite his good intentions the devoted husband received a suspicious look when he handed her the flowers. I suppose now you expect me to spend the weekend on my back with my legs spread , said the wife. Why? asked the husband, Don't we have a vase?

Moving the Hive

I'm a devoted beekeeper, so when my wife and I decided to move to a new house I carefully packed up my favorite hive and placed it in the car. My wife asked "are you really going to put a swarm of bees into our car with us ?" I thought she understood that I couldn't leave my best queen and hive behind.
But then I saw her face, now I'm a bee leaver.

We all know that there's a divide in the lepidopterist community...

We all know that there's a divide in the lepidopterist community, and that traditionally most of the glamour goes to the entomologists who study the butterflies, because they're so pretty and colorful, rather than the brown and grey moths. So for 364 days a year, the butterflyers get all the glory. But today is the day when we recognize the contributions of those devoted lepidopterists who chose a less glamorous, but no less important, path. Happy mothers day.

Two monks werewere discussing humility.

"I have been praying and fasting, meditating and studying religion for 20 years. I have finally reached the level of humility. I am truly a nothing." said one monk.
The other monk nodded gravely. "I too have spent my life devoted to serving God. I am also a nothing."
At that moment a janitor passed, holding his mop. Overhearing the conversation, and feeling quite spiritual, he interrupted. "You know what, i am also a nothing."
The monks looked away in disgust. "Who the h**... does he think he is to be a nothing???"

I was driving down the interstate when I came across a sign for the world's largest pickle...

I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it. Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle. When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed. Dismayed, I went back to the interstate.
I just never saw what the big dill was.

Two Mexican body builders

have devoted their lives to power-lifting and they just found out that certain protein supplements have become i**.... Just as one was about to sip on his protein shake, the other smacks it out of his hand and yells: "No whey, Jose!"

The chairman of Perdue Chicken goes to the Vatican to meet the pope.

Jim Perdue, CEO of Perdue Chicken, goes to the Vatican to meet the pope. He says "Pope Francis, it is an honor to meet you. As you know, I am a devoted Catholic, and I'm bringing a generous donation today - 2 million dollars - and in return I simply ask you hear a proposal."
Pope Francis says, "yes, of course."
Jim Perdue says "I propose you change all references of bread to chicken. For example, 'Give us this day out daily chicken.' And instead of bread-based Eucharist, you could give chicken nuggets."
Pope Francis says, "sir, that is really not a feasible proposal."
Perdue says, "tell you what, I'll donate the $2 million no strings attached, but if you implement my proposal, I'll donate another $20 million."
The Pope merely thanks him and leaves the room.
The next day, at a meeting with his cardinals, the pope says, "Exalted cardinals of the Roman Catholic Church... we need to discuss the Wonderbread account."

Devoted joke, I founded a religion devoted entirely to pens called Penism...