The Best 3 Devote Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Devote jokes. There are some devote deacon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these devote commandment puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Devote Jokes and Puns

A Shlep on the Beach

A woman is at the beach with her grandson when a huge wave suddenly washes the boy out to sea. Grief-stricken, she falls on her knees, looks up to the sky and implores: "Oh God, return my grandson to me and I'll give all my money to the synagogue and devote my life to prayer and good works!"

Suddenly, the clouds part, the sky clears and another wave washes the boy back on the beach, completely unharmed. Once again the woman looks up to the heavens and cries out:

"He had a hat!"

One evening, a wife drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, Do you see that couple? How devote they are?

He kisses her everytime they meet. Why don't you do that?

I would love to, replied the husband, but I don't know her well enough.

A golf ball and G spot

Question: What's the difference between a golf ball and G spot?

Answer: there is no man in the world, who wouldn't devote 30 minutes of his life, looking for a golf ball.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the devote invest jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working devote archangel piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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