Devos Jokes

Funniest Devos Short Jokes

Short devos jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The devos humour may include short university jokes also.

1. So Betsy DeVos resigned... I guess some people were starting to pressure her to invoke the 25th amendment and she got scared because she can't count that high.
2. Betsy DeVos's school funding plan... You start with $0.
   But if you sign up 5 kids for school, and those kids sign up 5 more kids, and THOSE kids sign up 5 more kids...
3. I think that the president and his cabinet listened to Pink Floyd "We don't need no education" -Devos
   "All in all its just another brick in the wall" -Trump
4. Betsy DeVos wants to eliminate trigonometry from school math curricula because it teaches our children to sin
5. What's the difference between Betsy DeVos and a Grizzly Bear? Betsy DeVos is an actual threat to school children.
6. Did you hear the President overruled Betsy DeVos and is restoring the Special Olympics funding? I hear he wants to compete.
7. Trump says that the Special Olympics will still be funded despite DeVos' plan. This is presumably so Eric and Don Jr can still compete.
8. Pretty sure Betsy DeVos said the grizzly metaphor because the 2nd amendment says, The right to bear arms.
9. The best thing about Betsy DeVos being nominated as the head of department of education ... is the fact they are abolishing it completely.

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Devos One Liners

Which devos one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with devos? I can suggest the ones about education and cabinet.

1. Fun fact: Betsy Devos' name contains every letter of the alphabet that she knows of.
2. Rest In Peace, American Education Coming to an end in DeVos't way imaginable.
3. How tall is Betsy DeVos? We don't know, she can't measure growth.
4. TIL Betsy Devos's favorite beverage Pierrer and seltzer water.
5. Breaking: Betsy DeVos has cancelled.... the subject-verb agreement.
6. Why does Betsy look so distracted Her husband devos her
7. I too believe more women should be in Government. That's why I support Betsy DeVos.
8. Betsy DeVos passed her Senate Confirmation hearing... and I, for one, am DeVostated.
9. What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song? "Whib It" by Devo.

Cheeky Devos Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about devos you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean devout jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make devos pranks.