The Best 5 Devito Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Devito jokes. There are some devito life jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these devito japan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Devito Jokes and Puns

Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger are hanging out

Danny suggests they do some musical reenactment. Arnold, being the nice guy that he is agrees and let's Danny choose who he will be. Danny chooses Mozart. As for Arnold, he'll be Bach

I told this girl that people often tell me I could be Arnold Schwarzenegger's twin.

"I don't think so," she laughed, "You're fat, bald, don't work out, and are much too short!"

"I know.... Danny DeVito."

What is small, bald and wrinkled?

Danny DeVito

What does Danny DeVito do when he doesn't like something?

He gives it his Danny DeVeto

Danny DeVito...

Danny DeVito is 70 years old, but he's had a short life.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the devito buddhist jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working devito years piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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