Devised Jokes
14 devised jokes and hilarious devised puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about devised that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Quick Jump To
Funniest Devised Short Jokes
Short devised jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The devised humour may include short developed jokes also.
- Just got an email from Google detailing how they have devised a way to read maps backwards... Turns out to be spam
- A UNIX Salesperson A unix salesperson named Lenore
Loved her job, but loved the beach more.
She devised such a way
to combine work and play:
She sells C-shells by the seashore
- The man who devised it does not want it. The man who bought it does not use it. The man who uses it does not realize it. What is it? McAfee Antivirus
- I hope my girlfriend likes this new, quirky method that I've devised to pleasure her. Fingers crossed.
- I devised a test to see if people prefer ray charles or Stevie Wonder... It's a double blind study.
- Breaking: Evangelical Christian scientists have devised "a cure for homosexuality"! One problem: It's a repeat-application suppository
- It's s**... when people say God hates homosexuals If he did, wouldn't he devise some plague to wipe them out?
- Say what you will about h**..., there's one thing he did for the betterment of everybody... he devised a foolproof plan to kill h**....
Share These Devised Jokes With Friends
Devised One Liners
Which devised one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with devised? I can suggest the ones about designed and invented.
- I have devised a list of all the things I hate about clickbait Number 3 will shock you
- Who won the first Tour de France? The 7th Panzer Devision
Cheerful Devised Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about devised you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean adapted jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make devised pranks.
Do Las Vegas churches accept gambling chips?
Do Las Vegas churches accept gambling chips?
This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas , but there are more Catholic churches than casinos.
Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.
The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.
This is done by the chip monks.
Did you know that Vegas has more Catholic Churches than casinos?
Not surprisingly, some Sunday worshipers give casino chips when the collection basket is passed. Since they get chips for many different casinos the churches have devised a system to handle the collections. The churches send all of their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then taken to the individual casinos to redeem for cash.
This is done by the chip monks.
Assume a can opener
A physicist, a chemist, and an economist are stranded on a desert island with no tools and a can of food. The physicist and the chemist each devised an ingenious mechanism for getting the can open; the economist merely says, "Assume we have a can opener".
Sometimes I come up with a punchline so terrible...
...so contrived and unfunny, that a mob forms around me brandishing flaming torches and pitchforks.
It happens frequently enough that I've devised a getaway technique for just this type of occasion...I run to the top of the nearest hill, curl up in a ball and throw myself down the other side at a high enough speed to make good my escape. It's unorthodox, I know, but it's just how I roll...
