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  1. Just got an email from Google detailing how they have devised a way to read maps backwards... Turns out to be spam
  2. A UNIX Salesperson A unix salesperson named Lenore
    Loved her job, but loved the beach more.
    She devised such a way
    to combine work and play:
    She sells C-shells by the seashore
  3. The man who devised it does not want it. The man who bought it does not use it. The man who uses it does not realize it. What is it? McAfee Antivirus
  4. I hope my girlfriend likes this new, quirky method that I've devised to pleasure her. Fingers crossed.
  5. I devised a test to see if people prefer ray charles or Stevie Wonder... It's a double blind study.
  6. Breaking: Evangelical Christian scientists have devised "a cure for homosexuality"! One problem: It's a repeat-application suppository
  7. It's s**... when people say God hates homosexuals If he did, wouldn't he devise some plague to wipe them out?
  8. Say what you will about h**..., there's one thing he did for the betterment of everybody... he devised a foolproof plan to kill h**....

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  2. Who won the first Tour de France? The 7th Panzer Devision

Devised joke, Who won the first Tour de France?

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Do Las Vegas churches accept gambling chips?

Do Las Vegas churches accept gambling chips?
This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas , but there are more Catholic churches than casinos.
Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.
The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.
This is done by the chip monks.

Did you know that Vegas has more Catholic Churches than casinos?

Not surprisingly, some Sunday worshipers give casino chips when the collection basket is passed. Since they get chips for many different casinos the churches have devised a system to handle the collections. The churches send all of their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then taken to the individual casinos to redeem for cash.
This is done by the chip monks.

Assume a can opener

A physicist, a chemist, and an economist are stranded on a desert island with no tools and a can of food. The physicist and the chemist each devised an ingenious mechanism for getting the can open; the economist merely says, "Assume we have a can opener".

Sometimes I come up with a punchline so terrible...

...so contrived and unfunny, that a mob forms around me brandishing flaming torches and pitchforks.
It happens frequently enough that I've devised a getaway technique for just this type of occasion...I run to the top of the nearest hill, curl up in a ball and throw myself down the other side at a high enough speed to make good my escape. It's unorthodox, I know, but it's just how I roll...

Devised joke, Say what you will about h**..., there's one thing he did for the betterment of everybody...

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these devised jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.