The Best 59 Devil Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Devil jokes. There are some devil heck jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these devil tasmanian devil puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Devil Jokes and Puns

Never get stuck behind The Devil in a line at the DMV.

For The Devil can take many forms.

So a doctor has sex with one of his patients...

And is feeling pretty down about it. On his left shoulder appears a devil. The devil consoles him saying "Hey man, don't even worry about it. Doctors have sex with their patients all the time. You are definitely not the only one." Then on his right shoulder appears an angel who says "Come on man! You're a vet!!"

Sun Devil Fans

What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

Devil joke, Sun Devil Fans

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.


Latvian man dies of hunger.

He sees St Peter at Pearly Gate. St Peter give him bread and say, "Struggle over now". Man cry from happy. But, look again! St Peter is really devil, and bread have worm. Struggle continues.

A lawyer is meeting the devil to make a deal

... and says, "Alright, I want to win my next 10 cases in a row, for settlements of no less than $1 million!"

The Devil replies, "Ok mister lawyer, but in return, I demand the souls of your wife and child for 1000 years!"

The lawyer scratches his head and says, "I don't get it, where's the catch?"

From my dad.

Devil joke, A lawyer is meeting the devil to make a deal

Two boys were walking home from church after hearing a strong preaching on the devil...

One said to the other, "What do you think about all this Satan stuff?"
The other boy replied, "Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your dad"

The devil asked his resident weatherman what the forecast was for the week ahead...

"Hail, Satan"

they say that if you play nickelback backwards, it's devil worship...

But even worse, if you play it forwards it's nickelback

My ex had weekly lessons with the devil on how to become more evil

I still don't know how much she charged him though.

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God had asked Jesus and the Devil to type out their quarterly reviews...

They are almost finished when suddenly, the power goes out. When it comes back on and they reboot their desktops, the Devil's screen is blank while Jesus's reviews stayed intact. Frustrated, the Devil asks Jesus why he still has his reviews. Jesus's response, "Jesus saves."

God and the devil were arguing with each other...

... God says to him "I've had it! I'm taking you to court." The devil says back "yeah? Well where are you going to get a lawyer?"

Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

Have you heard about the sequel to

the Exorcist ? In the new version, a woman hires the Devil
to get a priest out of her son.

Did you hear about the reverse exorcism?

The devil was trying to get the priest out of the little boy!

Devil joke, Did you hear about the reverse exorcism?

Devil in the Church

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Husband and wife having an argument

Husband and wife are having an argument and the wife says "It would have been better if I married to the devil instead of you!". The husband looks at his wife and goes "That's inbreeding."


A couple were having an argument

Angry Wife: "I should have married the Devil... He would make a better husband than you!"

Husband: "Honey, you would have been arrested!! Marriage between relatives is illegal in this country!" ...

In a furious argument, the wife tells her husband...

- I should have married the devil instead of you!

- Well, that's impossible. Marriage between cousins is forbidden!

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale La La Land?

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his​ soul to santa.

What happened to the dyslexic devil worshiper?

He sold his soul to santa

In my credit card statement there was an extra 666$ charge written in tiny fonts ...

As usual, the devil is in the details ...

Why did the Devil get arrested?

Possession.

If you play Nickelback backwards...

You hear messages from the devil...

But even worse if you play Nickelback forwards you hear Nickelback!!!

I think my wife has weekly sessions with the devil on how to be more evil.

I don't know what she charges him for it though.

There's a youtube channel about devil worship.

But it got demonetized.

Did you know that if you play Nickelback backwards you can hear the devil?

But what's even worse is that if you play it forwards you can hear Nickelback

Two hillbillies are discussing plans for dinner

After throwing ideas back and forth of what to cook, their eyes catch some roadkill on the side of the road. One of them eagerly suggests, "how about Himalayan Woodchuck?"

"Himalayan Woodchuck?" the other hillbilly scoffed. "What in the devil is that?"

"You know," the other says, gesturing towards the corpse, "because we found Himalayan on the side of the road."

A man goes to see his priest.

Father, my life is terrible, I have so many problems.

The priest tells him that he needs an exorcism to cast the devil out of his life.

Can't do that father, I have 3 chidren with her.

If I had to wrestle Satan and was allowed to pick a partner, I'd pick Bob Ross

He always knew how to beat the devil.

Have you seen the new Exorcist movie?

This time it's the devil trying to get the priest out of the child.

Drunks

Drunk guy: "Here's hoping you're in Heaven ten minutes before
the devil knows you're dead!"

Drunk girl: "What's that mean?"

Drunk guy: "It's an Irish toast."

Drunk girl: "Oh. Well, here's to bread, eggs and cinnamon."

Drunk guy: "Huh?"

Drunk girl: "That's

It's not easy being a dyslexic devil worshiper

If you're not careful, you could end up selling your soul to Santa

Why did the Satanic cults' feet hurt?

They sold their soles to the devil.

Y'all ever heard of reverse exorcism?

It's when the devil tells the priest to exit the child's body

The devil has started to get really self conscious about his receding hairline and is planning to take out his anger on the humans if he cant find a solution.....

There's going to be hell toupee

Why should you never give the Devil a wig?

Because there'd be hell toupee.

The devil whispered "I'm coming for you." And I whispered back.

"That's gay"

I stabbed a vampire, beat zombies to death and killed devil itself...

my wife rushes through the room and shouts, "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE THEM CANDIES, FRANK"

An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him.

The Devil told the lawyer, ''I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and parents-in-law, and the souls of all of your friends and law partners.''

The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked, ''So, what's the catch?''

You know, I bet that actress from The Devil Wears Prada could do anything she puts her mind to.

Where Anne Hathawill,

Anne Hathaway.

God challenges the Devil to a game of baseball.

How can I lose? God said. I have all the best players up here!

How can I lose? Said the Devil. I have all of the umpires down here.

My Devil worshipping brother just got a new row boat...

He christened it Sail Hatin'

What do you call a devil, that can't swim?

Sin-king

Beware of Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes.

The devil might steal your sole.

Did you hear about the cucumber who sold his soul to be pickled?

He made a dill with the devil.

What is a reversed exorcism?

When devil puls priest out of a child.

A preacher's wife comes home from shopping with a very expensive dress.

The preacher cringes when he sees the dress. "We're on a budget, remember?"

"I know we're on a budget," replies the wife, "but the devil himself went shopping with me. He convinced me to try on the dress."

The preacher facepalms. "When that happens, you're supposed to say, 'Get behind me, Satan!'"

"I did. He told me the dress looked even better from the back."

In a small town there was a poor Christian old lady. She was always asking the God to bring her groceries. One day her not Christian neighbor went out and secretly bought the lady groceries…

As the lady saw the groceries she rejoiced and thanked the lord. The neighbor was fed up and told the old lady that God did not bring her groceries he did. She yelled thank you Lord for bringing me groceries and making the devil pay for them.

I just stole a wig from the devil

If I ever get caught, there's going to be hell toupee.

Me and the Devil

I was in church one Sunday when suddenly there was a flash of light, a puff of smoke, and the stench of sulphur. When the smoke cleared, there was the Devil standing in our midst. Everyone ran for the doors, but I just stayed in my seat.

The Devil said, "You know who I am, boy?"

"Yeah, i know you by your stink "

"Then why aren't you afraid of me?

I said, "Shit, i been married to you sister for 30 years."

Another Soviet joke

Nixon is visiting Brezhnev. Brezhnev shows off the newest Soviet technology: a payphone that can call hell. So Nixon puts in a quarter and calls hell, talks to the devil Then he returns to the US and is told that the US als has this technology but it costs $1000 per phone call. He gets angry and asks why does it only cost a quarter in the USSR.*sir, you see in the USSR it's a local call.*

A guy named Bob dies and goes to hell

Before him stands the Devil.

"Hello, Bob. Welcome to Hell" the Devil says. "Now there are seven levels of hell and since your only sin was cheating on a science test in third grade, you'll be moved to level 1"

"Okay, that doesn't sound so bad" Says Bob

"Level 1 is the hottest level because heat rises. You would know that if you studied for your science test, Bob"

Jesus and the Devil have challenged each other to a typing battle on MS Word

It's a close battle and they're down to the last word, when boom! Power outage!

When the power outage is resolved, all of the Devil's progress was lost, but Jesus only had one word to type!

Moral of the story: Jesus saves, and so should you.

Devil: This is the lake of lava you will be spending eternity in

Me: Actually, since we're underground, it would be magma

Devil: You understand this is why you're here, right?

Did you hear they arrested the devil?

Yeah, they got him on possession.

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