The Best 41 Devices Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Devices jokes. There are some devices android jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these devices apps puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Devices Jokes and Puns
The Chinese had flying devices since the 5th century, BCE. But then again...
two Wongs don't make a Wright.
Did you hear they are planning to legislate that all time-telling devices should indicate numbers only as Roman numerals?
Not on my watch!
With all these new apple devices, what's gonna be next?
The iPoor
What literary devices do butchers use?
Meataphors.
My local gadget store has a great deal on devices that measure electric charge, but it's too far to walk.
It's a coulomb meter.
£10,000 worth of devices were stolen from an apple store last night.
Police are hopeful that the 3 phones will be found.
A recent survey says women prefer 4-5 inches over 6 inches and bigger, citing a "better fit" being one of the top reasons
While preference between Android and iOS devices are evenly split.
What is the difference between USA and USB?
One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data, the other is a hardware standard.
I don't like LGBT community
I mean, Bluetooth in LG devices isn't something amazing, is it?
Purchasing a rain barrel often leads to buying more water collecting devices
I guess you could say a rain barrel is a gateway jug.
(Modified from a story heard on NPR) : )
I'm starting a company that will sell electronic storage devices and almonds.
I'm calling it "CDs Nuts"
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Top 10 Torture Devices
Number 6 will shock you!
What do you call friendship between recording devices?
Cameraderie
I got one of those little devices so I can have sex with my wife again.
A GPS
We made learning so much easier for the younger generation.
They now have schools with smart devices, digital textbooks, and online courses.
We even reduced the planets down to eight.
Now that webcams and "always listening" devices are in nearly every home, developers can finally release their smart beverage device...
iCUP
What operating system does Thanos' devices run on?
ThanOS
People dating are like Bluetooth devices
They're supposed to pair up and connect but it hardly ever works
Why does everyone always brag that they are going to go unplugged for a while
Wireless devices were invented decades ago.
How do the ISIS folks charge their one plus devices ?
Using their proprietary 'daesh' charger!
A team of thieves stole $18,000 worth of tracking devices from a warehouse.
They were apprehended within hours.
I make donations to help bring vermin the flotation devices they desperately need.
Support your local buoys and squirrels club!
Don't leave me to my own devices
Pans down to show a phone, tablet and computer.
My grandpa told me to pull the plug for him...
He said that devices such as T.V's use electricity whilst plugged in even when they are turned off, a phenomenon called Phantom Load .
I hang old smartphones over a baby's crib.
They are mobile devices after all.
My 3 watts blue laser pointer finally arrived and I played with it over the weekend.
I can no longer see why people say these devices were so dangerous.
Got a new job at Gatwick Airport. I patrol the runways on a horse and shoot down any illegal flying devices in the area.
I'll be known as The Drone Ranger.
Scientists today combined a car with two domestic sweeping devices.
It goes broom broom.
Why are japanese people afraid of flying?
They have to turn on 'fright mode' on their devices.
Doctor, doctor every time I see inflatable flotation devices, I start to burn up.
Doc: I'm afraid you have dinghy fever.
To all the Android users who just can't seem to gain administrator access to their devices on their own:
We're rooting for you!
Puma has created a smart shoe that ties itself via an app on your phone.
Clever idea, but I feel devices like these lack sole.
If you drop your phone in water you should place it in a bowl of rice.
Asian people are attracted to the rice and are very good at repairing electronic devices.
NB. Thanks for being good sports Asian people!
If you are ever studying, but can't decide whether to memorize concepts by stringing together the first letters of their key components, just say: NAMDAU
Not All Mnemonic Devices Are Useful
I got one of those new devices for the car, it's called a "Satnag"
It's very similar to a Satnav.
Until you take a wrong turn...
I have Apple appliances in every room of my home.
In addition everyone in my household owns an iPhone, iPad or both. We are pretty diligent about keeping all of the devices synchronized with each other. All, except for some reason, the kitchen.
I guess you could say, everything but the kitchen's synch'd.
Call me a luddite, but I feel the need to be vigilant about having too many connected devices.
Google accessing biometrics via wrist wear? Not on my watch.
What's the difference between becoming a famous stand-up comedian by your own devices vs stealing your jokes?
One is luck n' fame, the other is fuckin' lame.
A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive
"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!"
"Then why are Androids so much cheaper?", asked the journalist.
"Because," said Tim Cook, "an Android replaces just one device. The iPhone."
My wife asked if I wanted to use her computer
or if she should leave me to my own devices.
What's the difference between USA and USB?
One connects to your devices and gathers your personal data, and the other is an industry standard.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the devices ios jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working devices appliance piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.