The Best 58 Device Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Device jokes. There are some device emits jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these device cores puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Device Jokes and Puns

A woman goes into labor with her child.

The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.

Nurse walks into the doctors office and says: Doctor, there's a man here who says he's invisible.

Oh that's my pal Steve from the optics lab at DARPA. They're developing electromagnetic metamaterials to use in a cloaking device.

Tell him I can't see him now.

What's the best car safety device?

A rearview mirror with a police car in it.

Device joke, What's the best car safety device?

They tried to combine a networked hard drive with a device that brewed drinks...

It was NAS-tea

Mr T and I were thinking about scaling a glass wall.

We were looking at the standard equipment and the fancy equipment too. I selected the most basic suction device for my ascent, and suggested Mr T do likewise.

He looked at me and said, "I ain't using no plain sucker!"


Hi, how much for this torture device?

Sir, that's a wedding ring.

"So do you want me to climb up with my bare hands or can I use some sort of climbing device?"

The latter.

Device joke, "So do you want me to climb up with my bare hands or can I use some sort of climbing device?"

Muslim scientists..

Muslim scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the dark ages.

They're calling it 'Islam'.

Did you hear about that giant cooling device in Florida?

It was a Miami heat fan.

What is Captain Picard's favourite gaming device?

N-Gage.

Researchers recently unveiled a device will launch stinging insects at high speeds.

It has beegun.

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Apple is trying to market its new iPod to the lower demographic with a newly named device ...

... however they decided "iTouch Kids" was not a good name.

Holding down the power button until my device turns off feels like strangling someone until they stop breathing.

Except I usually hope my device turns back on.

Scientists have invented a new device called the hyperbole chamber.

It is the greatest and best thing ever since the dawn of civilization.

What device can make prostitution legal?

A camera.

I bought my wife a desalination device for her birthday

Oddly enough, she's been real salty about it ever since

Device joke, I bought my wife a desalination device for her birthday

I made a Tech Joke

Q: What did one device say to the other?

A: Are you syncing what I"m syncing?

What an Idea..!!!

My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people's ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject's memory.

Why didn't I think of that?

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet?

He uses a hans free device


What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

If I had to choose between a stepstool and a device that let's me get even higher...

...I'd take the ladder.

(I'll just leave now)

Earliest-known Ten Commandments tablet sells at auction for $850000

Bumping Apple off the top spot for most expensive mobile device without a headphone jack.

A paranoid man stays at a hotel,

As per habit, he checks every inch of his hotel room looking for mics, cameras or any surveillance device.
Sure enough, right in the centre of the room, under the bed, under the carpet is a small, black metal object firmly bolted to the floor.
He takes out his equipment, detaches the metal object & throws it out the window.
The next morning the hotel manager knocks on his door & asks him,
"Good morning sir, did you have any problems last night?"
"Not at all" the man answered, "why do you ask?"
"Well, it's very strange" said the manager, "but in the room directly below yours, the chandelier suddenly fell down in the middle of the night".

I know why Hogwarts doesn't have math class. They have a magical device for it.

It's called a calculator.

Yesterday I killed a pair of pigeons with an unmanned flying device.

You could say I killed two birds with one drone!

Measuring device.

The device used to measure people's gullibility is called a Gullibilometer.

Have you heard about the device that automatically swaps out Xbox discs for you?

It's a game changer.

What device is best to measure a mother's temperature?

A ther-mom-meter

From my 10 year old who had the flu the past couple of days.

Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter?

Yeah it fits right in her mouth.

What device did God use to communicate with millennials?

A tablet.

But not from Apple.

Came up with the perfect name for my printer earlier...

The Device Formerly Known as Prints

Have you seen Stephen Hawking's new communication device?

It really speaks for itself.

The most well known person in the world

Some Spanish guy named "Manual"... A copy of his autobiography, printed in multiple languages, comes free with every electronic device or machinery... although much of his life story is lost in translation.

What does the apple user do when he wants to customize his device?

He adjusts the volume.

Why can't you connect 2 speakers at the same time to an apple device?

They work in pears.

Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side...

I mean, imagine all the peepholes.

In the future, theft will be automated by a device.

Its name will be *robbot*.

Kim jong il takes Kim jong un on a visit to a food processing company.

Il points at a machine and says: This one, you put a pig into it and sausages will come out on the other side. The power of science is amazing! To which Un replied: Is there a device then, where you put in a sausage, and pig comes out?
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Kim jong il: YOURMOM

They Just Released Stephen Hawking's Last Words

"1 percent battery life remaining. Please find nearest charger and plug in device"

Dad invented a device which allows people to see through doors

He called them "windows"

Im currently doing my dissertation on the safety of a new handheld device for the world health organisation

New phone WHO diss

When they ban the device I use to suck my drink up into my mouth...

That will be the last straw.

I've been calibrating my new device which measures the electric charge of subatomic particles by testing it on Protons

So far, the results have been positive.

What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?

A croaking device.

My seismic device has been stolen...

...The results could be earth-shattering

I was hungry and low on potassium, He needed a device to help him weigh things, it seemed like a fair trade...

Banana for scale

I was having issues getting my phone audio to connect to my car stereo

So I changed the name of my device to "Titanic".

Now its syncing.

What's a pirate's favorite device to store data on ?

CD-RUM

A woman goes into labor with her child

The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father.

He asks if it is ok to use the new device.

The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%.

The man feels nothing.

They then bump it up to 20%.

He still feels nothing.

They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%.

The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.

There is a new male contraceptive device. It's a pill,

you put it in your shoe, it makes you limp.

A man working on an imaginary high voltage transformer was found dead in his home.

He had apparently received a fatal shock from the fictitious device.

Investigators who later examined it concluded that this was because it was not grounded in reality.

I read that Apple has been leaking images of a new device marketed towards women.

They're calling it the Max iPad

If duct taping a Matchbox Trans Am to one's ear and pretending it's a Bluetooth device is wrong, then maybe—

hang on... I've gotta take this.

A man walks into a strange new store and asks the owner, "How much for this torture device?"

The owner replies, "Sir, that's a wedding ring."

I used to have this amazing device that would lead me to the most delicious mushrooms

But now it seems i've lost my Morel Compass

A man realized he needed to pu...

A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but didn't want to spend a lot of money. "How much do they cost?" he asked the salesman.
"Anything from $2 to $2,000."
"Can I see the $2 model?" said the customer.
The salesman put the device around the man's neck, and said: "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down into your pocket."
"How does it work?" asked the customer.
"For $2, it doesn't work," said the salesman. "But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder."

Dave Drowned

So at his funeral, we put a flotation device on top of his coffin.

It's what he would have wanted.

A friend was having trouble with her oldschool mechanical typewriter.

She said 'It's great to have such a retro device, however it doesn't work properly'.

I asked 'What is wrong with it?'

She replied 'Well some of the keys get stuck and I have to move them back manually'

'Ah I think I have a solution'

'Please tell me'

'Well what you need to do is press W, D, 4, T, all at once and it should loosen up'.

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