The Best 10 Deviant Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deviant jokes. There are some deviant internship jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deviant rightfully puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Deviant Jokes and Puns

What do a vegan and a sexual deviant have in common?

They both get excited when they see a chickpea!

What did the sexual deviant hydrogen say to the oxygen?

Do you like bondage?

On a flight back from Russia, a flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the captain immediately…

Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty and quiet female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat, sweaty, old slob who looks like a sexual deviant!

The captain responds, You must be new here. This is Air Force One.

A woman goes to confession, tells the priest she has deviant sexual thoughts...

She says she cant help these sexual thoughts and doesnt know what to do. It has gotten so bad she even stopped wearing panties. The priest says, "ok my child. I want you to do 10 hail marys 5 our fathers and 43 cartwheels."

What do deviant nuns have?

Big bad habits.

Did you hear about the coal digger who was charged as a sexual deviant?

He was found in possession of miner clothing.

I kind of feel bad for all of these big name actors and Hollywood people being outcast because of their deviant sexual behavior

Oh well, at least they can still be president.

What do you call the funny activities of a sexual deviant?


My son told me he was Aesexual.

I asked him "Aesexual What? Deviant? Predator?"

Why DeviantART is filled with Zimbabwe pics?

Because they love inflation!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the deviant sadistic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working deviant abnormalities piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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