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Could not bother finishing. Jesus is such a Mary Sue and lacking in any true character development. 1 star.
They're gonna call the new hire the BDSM Executive.
Web Development.
It was a ground-breaking development.
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[Context: Friend borrowed a great book by Yahtzee Croshaw, "Jam"]
Friend: I'm liking Jam a lot.
Me: Sweet. Glad you got absorbed in it. It's a berry good book. So many sticky situations for the seed of character development.
Friend: *turns off phone*
it's not finished yet, but it has some terrific plot development.
Hi. My name is Linus Torvalds and today I will be teaching you how to manage threads and resolve conflicts*.
^*In ^Linux ^development ^mailing ^lists.
Web development
I was told I have to work on my caricature development.
A Breasted Development
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Just one... But, uh, does it HAVE to be a light bulb?
Apparently there's nothing GNU under the sun.
The Software Development industry needs more chicks in management so those broads can get the respect they deserve
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Unfortunately he can't read
The storyline was lacking in character development.
Someone told him there were two Lucilles
The council has declared they are considering
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Ray-bans.
Her first page was /Wrists
But mid-way through development they made the switch.
That's just one of her many faults.
(Shamelessly taken from Arrested Development. Thanks, Lucille.)
I've decided to try a kicks-tartar
He was in Web development.
In my opinion, the Noah Arc was the best part
..obviously their development team isn't
Web development.
The first cars equipped with it have to turn 16 before any real development can begin.
It was a six year course and I learned nothing.
Didn't learn a thing...
...one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Mikhail Timofeyevich Kalashnikov.
Woman: Doctor help! My son is falling behind other children. What can I do to speed up his development?
Doctor: Have you tried lowering his graphics?
It was a decent play on words.
Back end development
Product development idea: Planned Parenthood brand coat hangers
It's identical to Coney Island, but you need to be 48 inches or under to enter.
Because he heard they needed back end development.
"Easy! *Silent Hills*!"
"... Your mother's pregnancy..."
Everyone is afraid to make a ground breaking design.
Its called Eel-on Musk.
Abso-Bluth-ly!
It was designed to make city populations explode
I said Maeby.
While the speaker was giving speech on recent development about gravity, flat earther shouted
" Why do you even think that gravity is real? "
Speaker dropped the mic.
Web development
The following evening her house catches fire and starts burning quickly, she quickly calls emergency services and gets put through to the fire department,
Blonde: Hello my house is burning down, you must come quickly.
Fire Chief: Ok no problem tell us where you live.
Blonde: It's a new house outside of town, on a new development.
Fire Chief: we don't seem to have your address on our systems, tell us how to get there.
Blonde: Hellllloooooooooo in your fkn red truck !
He was experienced in web development.
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