Development Jokes
74 development jokes and hilarious development puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about development that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Enjoy our selection of hilarious jokes about software development, web development, learning and development, business development, agile development, and more! From arrested development to economic development, our industry-specific jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. Whether you’re a beginner or a professional, you’ll find developmentally appropriate humor to make you chuckle. Don’t miss out on these unauthorized jokes!
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Funniest Development Short Jokes
Short development jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The development humour may include short developer jokes also.
- My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.
- It's a good thing Gatorade was developed at the University of Florida as opposed to Florida State Seminole Fluid doesn't sound quite as good.
- What's the difference between the USA and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
- What's the difference between america and a bottle of milk? In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture
- I actually heard this joke in a dream this morning What do you call a little square that hasn't developed its new dimension yet?
Precubescent - My grandfather developed cancer in his early twenties. He is considered to be the most evil scientist that ever lived.
- Why are the developers of NoMansSky called Hellogames? Because you never get a goodbuy from them
- The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild was originally intended to be for Wii U But mid-way through development they made the switch.
- About a week ago, my Girlfriend developed anorexia Ever since then, I've been seeing less and less of her.
- As get older, I've developed an embarrassing habit of screaming loudly during a proctology exam. It makes my patients extremely uncomfortable.
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Development One Liners
Which development one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with development? I can suggest the ones about production and growth.
- I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them.
- Are people born with a photographic memory.... ....or does it take time to develop ?
- Einstein developed a theory about space... ...it was about time too.
- What does spiderman do when he's not fighting crime? Web Development.
- A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden... ...but he didn't have root access.
- I have a photographic memory it just hasn't developed yet
- Why are programmers so immature? They're still developing
- A SQL developer walks into a bar... He approaches two tables and asks, "May I join you
- Spiders must be... the only web developers who like bugs.
- The most common type of web developers are not even human they are spiders
- Why do babies make bad mechanics? They have poorly developed motor skills.
- What do spiders do for a job? Web development
- I just took a Polaroid of a breaking news event! More on this story as it develops
- I'm trying to get a photographic memory But its still developing.
- I've developed an app for dating children nearby. It's called Kinder.
Business Development Jokes
Here is a list of funny business development jokes and even better business development puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Personally I think removal of net neutrality will be great. It will offer our businesses new opportunities for development which will help the economy in the long run
- I'm starting a photography business from home soon I'll let you know if anything develops.
- A company has developed a piece of technology that is putting plumbers out of business A pair of boots that get sewage all over my carpet by themselves!
- You can't trust real estate developers. They're always busy with plots and schemes.
Research And Development Jokes
Here is a list of funny research and development jokes and even better research and development puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- After years of research, scientists discovered bees are allergic to pollen Turns out when exposed to pollen, bees develop hives
- Breaking News: Japanese researchers have developed a camera with a shutter speed so fast... It can actually capture an image of a woman with her mouth shut.
- I heard researchers developed a mind control perfume.... It makes a lot of scents when you think about it
- Researchers have developed a new painkiller with no negative side effects … and no positive either.
Learning And Development Jokes
Here is a list of funny learning and development jokes and even better learning and development puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I studied cognitive development for ten years. Didn't learn a thing...
- Learning with Linus. Hi. My name is Linus Torvalds and today I will be teaching you how to manage threads and resolve conflicts*.
^*In ^Linux ^development ^mailing ^lists.
Career Development Jokes
Here is a list of funny career development jokes and even better career development puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How did the geologist develop a career as a sink-hole expert? She just fell into it.
- You know, Spiderman really did choose the wrong career path. He should've been a web developer.
Arrested Development Jokes
Here is a list of funny arrested development jokes and even better arrested development puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My daughter thinks I criticize her too much... That's just one of her many faults.
(Shamelessly taken from Arrested Development. Thanks, Lucille.) - Why did Negan watch Arrested Development? Someone told him there were two Lucilles
- Noel Gallagher once asked me who my favorite Arrested Development character was. I said Maeby.
- Would I say that I'm excited for Arrested Development season 5B? Abso-Bluth-ly!
- Why is Arrested Development funny? Because the farce is strong with that one.
Hilarious Development Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about development you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean progress jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make development pranks.
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I've developed a f**... for figuring things out.
I just came to that realization.
The guy who developed Fractals..
The guy who developed fractals was Benoit B Mandelbrot, I heard the 'B' stood for 'Benoit B Mandelbrot'
The vaccine conspiracy
Linda had a heart attack and was brought to the emergency room while in clinical death. The doctors managed to revive her, but during her coma she saw a bright light and God appeared to her. She asked him:
"Tell me, God, is it true that vaccines could cause autism?"
"No, autism is a condition that develops during pregnancy"
After getting well, she met her friends and told them about her experience:
"Girls, I have awful news: the conspiracy goes way higher than we've thought"
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In the mid 1800s a primitive c**... was developed in New Zealand, made from a sheep intestine.
It wasn't until the early 1900s that it made it's way to Australia, where it was immediately improved by removing it from the sheep.
Martial arts
The Israelis developed Krav Maga - the art of disabling an opponent as quickly as possible.
The Japanese developed Jujitsu - the art of defeating an armed and armored opponent.
The Brazilians developed Capoeira - the art of defeating an opponent using dance and acrobatics.
The French developed parkour - the art of running away as quickly and efficiently as possible.
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A new drug has been developed for l**... with depression.
It's called Trycoxagain.
I heard Apple is trying to develop a new car.
But they're having trouble installing windows.
Mahatma Gandhi was a strange person.
He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very smelly breath.
He eventually became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Two aliens are flying near earth
The first one says, "The dominant life form here have developed satellite based nuclear weapons."
The second one says, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first one says, "I don't think so, they have it aimed at themselves."
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Vaccinated kids are more likely to develop autism
The unvaccinated die before they get the chance
I watched so many programming tutorial videos in college
My inner monologue started developing an Indian accent
My parents used to tell me that drug dealers would offer me free drugs until i got addicted to them, then they would charge me extremly high prices for it once i got addicted.
Looking at games in the App Store, I think all those drug dealers turned to game developers.
A HTML developer was walking down the street when he was greeted by a donkey.
"Hello Mr Programmer", the donkey said, "how are you?".
"mighty fine, thank you donkey", the HTML dev replied.
Immediately the donkey started crying.
"What's the matter little friend?" the HTML dev asked.
"I called you a programmer, at least you could call me horse" the donkey bawled.
The band U2 recently developed a GPS...
It's terrible! The streets have no name, and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!
The Russian Agency of Research and Automation has been commissioned by Putin to develop a new robot to make gloves for the pandemic that are superior to all others. They have named it in his honour.
It's called RARA's grasp-Putin, Russia's greatest glove machine.
A Doctor was chatting at a party with a Chartered Accountant.
He asked, "How do I manage this delicate issue when people even at a party like this ask me about their joint pains and heartburn and gas trouble. Just because I am a doctor.... not fair!"
The CA friend replied coolly, "Just tell them the right things politely but send them a bill from your clinic the next morning... only once! Word will soon get around and it will stop immediately!"
"Wow! Thanks for the tip, said the doctor."
Next morning the doctor got a bill from his CA friend, "Consulting charges for Business Development."
Students at M.I.T. recently developed a new contender for the blackest material known to man...
Scientists attempted to demonstrate it in public, but it was immediately shot by the police.
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Blowing up a Balloon.
My niece had a p**... baby that spent 2 weeks on a ventilator because her lungs were not fully developed yet. She continued to have breathing problems as a toddler and needed to you inhalers to get enough oxygen.
On her 3rd birthday, she insisted on helping her mom decorate for her party. And despite her chronic breathing issues, that little girl was able to blow up a balloon faster than the entire United States Air Force.
Two pirates
Two pirates have just finished developing a machine with the ability to think and learn.
The first pirate says, "This is amazing! You should come up with a name for this."
The second pirate says, "AI, captain!"
Why are jokes about game developers always so funny?
They work on so many levels
