Development Jokes
93 development jokes and hilarious development puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about development that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Enjoy our selection of hilarious jokes about software development, web development, learning and development, business development, agile development, and more! From arrested development to economic development, our industry-specific jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. Whether you’re a beginner or a professional, you’ll find developmentally appropriate humor to make you chuckle. Don’t miss out on these unauthorized jokes!
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Funniest Development Short Jokes
Short development jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The development humour may include short developer jokes also.
- My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.
- It's a good thing Gatorade was developed at the University of Florida as opposed to Florida State Seminole Fluid doesn't sound quite as good.
- What's the difference between the USA and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
- What's the difference between america and a bottle of milk? In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture
- My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... So I did. We had a few drinks, pretty cool guy, said he works as a web developer.
- I actually heard this joke in a dream this morning What do you call a little square that hasn't developed its new dimension yet?
Precubescent - What's the difference between America and cheese? If left for a while, cheese develops culture.
- It's a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… If it was developed at Florida State University, Gatorade might have been called Seminole Fluid instead.
- My grandfather developed cancer in his early twenties. He is considered to be the most evil scientist that ever lived.
- Why are the developers of NoMansSky called Hellogames? Because you never get a goodbuy from them
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Development One Liners
Which development one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with development? I can suggest the ones about production and growth.
- I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them.
- Are people born with a photographic memory.... ....or does it take time to develop ?
- Einstein developed a theory about space... ...it was about time too.
- How many developers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem.
- Children are born with 4 kidneys. Upon maturity, 2 develop into adult knees.
- I am developing a fear of German sausage... I fear the wurst
- What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime? Web Development.
- A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden... ...but he didn't have root access.
- I have a photographic memory it just hasn't developed yet
- Why are programmers so immature? They're still developing
- A SQL developer walks into a bar... He approaches two tables and asks, "May I join you
- Spiders must be... the only web developers who like bugs.
- The most common type of web developers are not even human they are spiders
- Why do babies make bad mechanics? They have poorly developed motor skills.
- What do spiders do for a job? Web development
Web Development Jokes
Here is a list of funny web development jokes and even better web development puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Mother told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. Went for a few drinks, pretty cool guy actually. Wants to be a web developer.
- You hear about the spider who needed a job? He was experienced in web development.
- Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.
- We had a spider in our room.. My girlfriend told me to take it out,
Seems like a nice guy,
Wants to be a web developer. - What's the most common career choice among spiders? Web development
- What kind of web developer likes to find bugs? A Spider
- Spiders are the only web developers that like to find bugs.
- What does spiderman do for his living? He's a web developer
- What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system? A spider
- Why do spiders usually get jobs in tech? Most of them are already competent web developers.
Software Development Jokes
Here is a list of funny software development jokes and even better software development puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb? none, its a hardware issue.
- How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ? He looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
- Do you want to hear a joke about software I'm still developing it
- Why can't software developers distinguish between Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
(hint: octal and decimal are numerical bases 8 and 10 respectively, happy holidays!) - Why did the software developer go broke? He used up all his cache !
- My son finally landed a position as a software engineer. He proudly told me that his new job title will be Java Developer. I didn't have the heart to tell him that means he'll be making the coffee.
- How many software developers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero, thats a hardware issue.
- Why do most software developers need glasses? Because they can't C#
- How many software developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I'm sorry, that appears to be a hardware problem.
- If software developers made cars They would cost $500, get 200 miles per gallon, and once a year would explode. Killing everyone inside.
Business Development Jokes
Here is a list of funny business development jokes and even better business development puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Personally I think removal of net neutrality will be great. It will offer our businesses new opportunities for development which will help the economy in the long run
- I'm starting a photography business from home soon I'll let you know if anything develops.
- A company has developed a piece of technology that is putting plumbers out of business A pair of boots that get sewage all over my carpet by themselves!
- You can't trust real estate developers. They're always busy with plots and schemes.
- My company is hiring someone for a Business Development, Sales and Marketing position... They're gonna call the new hire the b**... Executive.
- In business news, the Pillsbury and t**... companies have entered into a joint venture They are developing a self-rising c**....
Research And Development Jokes
Here is a list of funny research and development jokes and even better research and development puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- After years of research, scientists discovered bees are allergic to pollen Turns out when exposed to pollen, bees develop hives
- Breaking News: Japanese researchers have developed a camera with a shutter speed so fast... It can actually capture an image of a woman with her mouth shut.
- I heard researchers developed a mind control perfume.... It makes a lot of scents when you think about it
- Researchers have developed a new painkiller with no negative side effects … and no positive either.
- Researchers have developed a groundbreaking new birth control gel for men How it works is the man applies the gel for about two minutes and then realizes he no longer needs s**....
Arrested Development Jokes
Here is a list of funny arrested development jokes and even better arrested development puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My daughter thinks I criticize her too much... That's just one of her many faults.
(Shamelessly taken from Arrested Development. Thanks, Lucille.) - Why did Negan watch Arrested Development? Someone told him there were two Lucilles
- Noel Gallagher once asked me who my favorite Arrested Development character was. I said Maeby.
- Would I say that I'm excited for Arrested Development season 5B? Abso-Bluth-ly!
- Why is Arrested Development funny? Because the farce is strong with that one.
Hilarious Development Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about development you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean progress jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make development pranks.
I've developed a f**... for figuring things out.
I just came to that realization.
Out in space two alien life forms are speaking with each other.
The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."
The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves."
In the mid 1800s a primitive c**... was developed in New Zealand, made from a sheep intestine.
It wasn't until the early 1900s that it made it's way to Australia, where it was immediately improved by removing it from the sheep.
Martial arts
The Israelis developed Krav Maga - the art of disabling an opponent as quickly as possible.
The Japanese developed Jujitsu - the art of defeating an armed and armored opponent.
The Brazilians developed Capoeira - the art of defeating an opponent using dance and acrobatics.
The French developed parkour - the art of running away as quickly and efficiently as possible.
What's the difference between America and yoghurt?
If you leave yoghurt alone for long enough it develops its own culture
If I have an addiction to m**...
And I suddenly develop it into an addiction to s**..., does that mean my addiction is getting out of hand?
About a week ago, my Girlfriend developed anorexia
Ever since then, I've been seeing less and less of her.
A new drug has been developed for l**... with depression.
It's called Trycoxagain.
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild was originally intended to be for Wii U
But mid-way through development they made the switch.
Mahatma Gandhi was a strange person.
He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very smelly breath.
He eventually became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
What's the difference between an Australian and a p**... of yogurt?
Leave a p**... of yogurt in the sun for 200 years and it develops a culture.
Two aliens are flying near earth
The first one says, "The dominant life form here have developed satellite based nuclear weapons."
The second one says, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first one says, "I don't think so, they have it aimed at themselves."
Vaccinated kids are more likely to develop autism
The unvaccinated die before they get the chance
In space, two aliens are talking to each other very closely
The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the Earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."
The second alien asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have aimed at themselves"
My parents used to tell me that drug dealers would offer me free drugs until i got addicted to them, then they would charge me extremly high prices for it once i got addicted.
Looking at games in the App Store, I think all those drug dealers turned to game developers.
I've developed an irrational fear of escalators.
I always find myself taking steps to avoid them.
As get older, I've developed an embarrassing habit of screaming loudly during a proctology exam.
It makes my patients extremely uncomfortable.
What's the difference between America and yogurt?
If you leave yogurt alone it will eventually develop culture.
The Russian Agency of Research and Automation has been commissioned by Putin to develop a new robot to make gloves for the pandemic that are superior to all others. They have named it in his honour.
It's called RARA's grasp-Putin, Russia's greatest glove machine.
A Doctor was chatting at a party with a Chartered Accountant.
He asked, "How do I manage this delicate issue when people even at a party like this ask me about their joint pains and heartburn and gas trouble. Just because I am a doctor.... not fair!"
The CA friend replied coolly, "Just tell them the right things politely but send them a bill from your clinic the next morning... only once! Word will soon get around and it will stop immediately!"
"Wow! Thanks for the tip, said the doctor."
Next morning the doctor got a bill from his CA friend, "Consulting charges for Business Development."
Students at M.I.T. recently developed a new contender for the blackest material known to man...
Scientists attempted to demonstrate it in public, but it was immediately shot by the police.
One alien says to another, The dominant life forms on the planet earth appear to have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons.
The second alien replies, Are they an emerging intelligence?
The first alien says, I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves.
Two pirates
Two pirates have just finished developing a machine with the ability to think and learn.
The first pirate says, "This is amazing! You should come up with a name for this."
The second pirate says, "AI, captain!"
I'm trying to get a photographic memory
But its still developing.
Why are jokes about game developers always so funny?
They work on so many levels
An SQL query walks into a bar.
Looking around, he sees a pair of tables. Going up to them, he asks, "Excuse me, but do you mind if I join you?"
