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  1. My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.
  2. It's a good thing Gatorade was developed at the University of Florida as opposed to Florida State Seminole Fluid doesn't sound quite as good.
  3. What's the difference between the USA and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
  4. What's the difference between america and a bottle of milk? In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture
  5. My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... So I did. We had a few drinks, pretty cool guy, said he works as a web developer.
  6. I actually heard this joke in a dream this morning What do you call a little square that hasn't developed its new dimension yet?
    Precubescent
  7. What's the difference between America and cheese? If left for a while, cheese develops culture.
  8. It's a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… If it was developed at Florida State University, Gatorade might have been called Seminole Fluid instead.
  9. My grandfather developed cancer in his early twenties. He is considered to be the most evil scientist that ever lived.
  10. Why are the developers of NoMansSky called Hellogames? Because you never get a goodbuy from them

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  1. I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them.
  2. Are people born with a photographic memory.... ....or does it take time to develop ?
  3. Einstein developed a theory about space... ...it was about time too.
  4. How many developers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem.
  5. Children are born with 4 kidneys. Upon maturity, 2 develop into adult knees.
  6. I am developing a fear of German sausage... I fear the wurst
  7. What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime? Web Development.
  8. A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden... ...but he didn't have root access.
  9. I have a photographic memory it just hasn't developed yet
  10. Why are programmers so immature? They're still developing
  11. A SQL developer walks into a bar... He approaches two tables and asks, "May I join you
  12. Spiders must be... the only web developers who like bugs.
  13. The most common type of web developers are not even human they are spiders
  14. Why do babies make bad mechanics? They have poorly developed motor skills.
  15. What do spiders do for a job? Web development

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I've developed a f**... for figuring things out.

I just came to that realization.

Did you guys hear about the C++ developer that wanted to become a famous actor?

He kept getting type cast.

A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins...

...that
could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his
supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way
back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly
stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting
gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

Why do java developers always wear eyeglasses?

Because they dont C#

The guy who developed Fractals..

The guy who developed fractals was Benoit B Mandelbrot, I heard the 'B' stood for 'Benoit B Mandelbrot'

My Grandfather developed Cancer when he was younger

Some say he's the most evil scientist to ever have lived.

For all you web developers out there.

Why couldn't the div buy a drink?
It lacked id.
Why couldn't the div find a girlfriend?
It lacked class.
Why wasn't the div good at diplomacy?
Its position was absolute.
Why was the div an anarchist?
It had no borders.
Why couldn't the div play poker?
It had 0 opacity.

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ?

He looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

I just got a futuristic coffee maker.

It was a ground-breaking development.

The vaccine conspiracy

Linda had a heart attack and was brought to the emergency room while in clinical death. The doctors managed to revive her, but during her coma she saw a bright light and God appeared to her. She asked him:
"Tell me, God, is it true that vaccines could cause autism?"
"No, autism is a condition that develops during pregnancy"
After getting well, she met her friends and told them about her experience:
"Girls, I have awful news: the conspiracy goes way higher than we've thought"

Out in space two alien life forms are speaking with each other.

The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."
The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves."

What's the difference between a yoghurt and America?

If you leave a yoghurt for 200 years, it will eventually develop a culture.
Plus the yoghurt's fat free.

In the mid 1800s a primitive c**... was developed in New Zealand, made from a sheep intestine.

It wasn't until the early 1900s that it made it's way to Australia, where it was immediately improved by removing it from the sheep.

Martial arts

The Israelis developed Krav Maga - the art of disabling an opponent as quickly as possible.
The Japanese developed Jujitsu - the art of defeating an armed and armored opponent.
The Brazilians developed Capoeira - the art of defeating an opponent using dance and acrobatics.
The French developed parkour - the art of running away as quickly and efficiently as possible.

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

I've developed an app for dating children nearby. It's called Kinder.

I was always a home builder

but lately I've developed an apartment complex.

What's the difference between America and yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for long enough it develops its own culture

What do you call a tv show about female puberty?

A Breasted Development

Did you hear about the guy who was told his g**... hadn't developed properly?

He got a little testy.

I have developed a truly marvellous demonstration of Fermat's last theorem ...

which this post is too short to contain

My girlfriend left me today because I have developed a pasta touching f**....

I've been feeling Canneloni ever since. :'(

If I have an addiction to m**...

And I suddenly develop it into an addiction to s**..., does that mean my addiction is getting out of hand?

My friend told me he has developed a lung disease...

I told him to explain it to me asbestos he can.

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

About a week ago, my Girlfriend developed anorexia

Ever since then, I've been seeing less and less of her.

A new drug has been developed for l**... with depression.

It's called Trycoxagain.

I heard Apple is trying to develop a new car.

But they're having trouble installing windows.

A ship was sailing in the middle of the ocean....

A storm was developing in the distance. As the storm raged, the captain realised the ship was sinking fast.
He called out loud, "Anyone here knows how to pray?"
A man proudly raised his hand and came forward, "Aye Captain, I know how to pray."
The Captain replied, "Great, you keep praying while the rest of us put our life jackets on.......we are short of one!"

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

& they're like "How did your milkshake develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?"

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

Mother told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

Went for a few drinks, pretty cool guy actually. Wants to be a web developer.

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild was originally intended to be for Wii U

But mid-way through development they made the switch.

Ghandi

Mahatma Gandhi lived a strange life
Because of his odd diet, he was plagued by a constant case of bad breath. This diet also left him rather thin and frail.
Because he didn't wear shoes, and he walked everywhere, he developed an impressively thick set of calluses on the soles of his feet.
All-in-all, he was a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Mahatma Gandhi was a strange person.

He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very smelly breath.
He eventually became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

What's the difference between an Australian and a p**... of yogurt?

Leave a p**... of yogurt in the sun for 200 years and it develops a culture.

I went to the doctor after I swallowed a roll of film

He said we should wait and see if anything develops

Two aliens are flying near earth

The first one says, "The dominant life form here have developed satellite based nuclear weapons."
The second one says, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first one says, "I don't think so, they have it aimed at themselves."

Vaccinated kids are more likely to develop autism

The unvaccinated die before they get the chance

I watched so many programming tutorial videos in college

My inner monologue started developing an Indian accent

An English teacher asked their students: "Of all the characters in the Old Testament, who do you think is the most developed?"

A student responded, "Noah, because he has the largest story Ark."

Personally I think removal of net neutrality will be great. It will offer our businesses new opportunities for development which will help the economy in the long run

In space, two aliens are talking to each other very closely

The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the Earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."
The second alien asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have aimed at themselves"

My parents used to tell me that drug dealers would offer me free drugs until i got addicted to them, then they would charge me extremly high prices for it once i got addicted.

Looking at games in the App Store, I think all those drug dealers turned to game developers.

A developer finds a talking frog.

It says "Kiss me and I will become a princess". But he just puts she into his jacket and keeps on working.
During Lunch the frog jumps out of his jacket and says again "Kiss me and I will become your princess". But he just puts her back again.
In the evening he shows her to a friend and she asks "Why won't you kiss me?" - "I don't have time for a girlfriend but a talking frog is funny."

What's the difference between and Aussie and a Yoghurt?

If you leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 200 years, it will develop a culture.

Mahatma Ghandi walked thousands of miles with bare feet...

This caused him to develop an impressive set of callouses.
He also are very little, which made him rather frail, and due to this strange diet, suffered from bad breath.
All told, he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

I've developed an irrational fear of escalators.

I always find myself taking steps to avoid them.

I just took a Polaroid of a breaking news event!

More on this story as it develops

As get older, I've developed an embarrassing habit of screaming loudly during a proctology exam.

It makes my patients extremely uncomfortable.

At an ecumenical round-table discussion, various religious leaders tried to answer the question "When does life start?"

"At conception," said the Catholic priest.
"No, no," said the Presbyterian minister. "It begins at birth."
"It's in between," said the Baptist. "Life begins at 12 weeks when the fetus develops a functional heartbeat."
"I disagree with all of you," said the rabbi. "Life begins when your last child leaves home and takes the dog with him."

Do you want to hear a joke about software

I'm still developing it

Are people born with photographic memories,

or does it take time to develop?

A HTML developer was walking down the street when he was greeted by a donkey.

"Hello Mr Programmer", the donkey said, "how are you?".
"mighty fine, thank you donkey", the HTML dev replied.
Immediately the donkey started crying.
"What's the matter little friend?" the HTML dev asked.
"I called you a programmer, at least you could call me horse" the donkey bawled.

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone it will eventually develop culture.

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for a couple hundred years, it develops a culture.

BREAKING NEWS: Ghislaine Maxwell, former on again / off again partner of Epstein, has been arrested by the FBI.

In other news, Prince Andrew has just suffered a heart attack, Bill Clinton has suddenly developed Alzheimer's, and all prison guards at Maxwell's detention centre have suddenly had to take long naps...

A flat earther snuck into a physics seminar

While the speaker was giving speech on recent development about gravity, flat earther shouted
" Why do you even think that gravity is real? "
Speaker dropped the mic.

I'm developing a new cologne for introverts

***Leave me the Fuh Cologne***

There is absolutely nothing wrong with asbestos

My grandfather worked around asbestos for 60 years and never developed any health issues. It did take 3 straight days to cremate him, but that's besides the point.

The band U2 recently developed a GPS...

It's terrible! The streets have no name, and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!

People these days recoil at the idea of brain transplants becoming possible in the near future.

Just wait until we develop the technology. They'll change their minds.

Developed joke, People these days recoil at the idea of brain transplants becoming possible in the near future.

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