The Best 45 Developers Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Developers jokes. There are some developers download jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 Funniest Developers Jokes and Puns
Why do java developers always wear eyeglasses?
Because they dont C#
If software developers made cars
They would cost $500, get 200 miles per gallon, and once a year would explode. Killing everyone inside.
For all you web developers out there.
Why couldn't the div buy a drink?
It lacked id.
Why couldn't the div find a girlfriend?
It lacked class.
Why wasn't the div good at diplomacy?
Its position was absolute.
Why was the div an anarchist?
It had no borders.
Why couldn't the div play poker?
It had 0 opacity.
How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a hardware problem.
What do white girls and web developers have in common?
nobody ever compliments our back end
:(
Why do Java developers have bad eyesight?
Because they can't C#
Dating Developers
D1: Hey did you tried that dating website I suggested?
D2: Yep, It sucked.
D1: Why you didn't get any interesting matches.
D2: No, I got many matches, but the website was developed in php.
Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?
because they're not afraid of committing.
I think Android application developers are magical.
They're like open sorcerers.
StackOverflow developers have the hardest job on the internet.
When the site goes down, they have to fix it without StackOverflow
Developers with New Game Ideas
"Ok I got it. Here's my epic title. Patent pending! Subjugate The Rest of the World...sounds fun right?"
Where do I have to travel to play this game?
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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?
They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.
Which football team do web developers support?
Ajax.
What is the new fad diet for ghost developers?
The Boolean.
Why do we hire Nazis as Game Developers?
Because they're Pro-Grammer.
Web Developers
Spiders are the only web developers happy to find bugs.
Developers don't spoon their SO
They fork them.
How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?
none, its a hardware issue.
Why are the developers of NoMansSky called Hellogames?
Because you never get a goodbuy from them
The most common type of web developers are not even human
they are spiders
What kinda ants do software developers like?
A constANT.
If Ekans is snake backwards and Arbok is cobra backwards...
Then what *were* the Pokemon developers thinking when they named one Muk.
My girlfriend told me to take a spider out last night instead of killing it.
We went and had some drinks. Funny Lass, bit fed up of all the web developers out there though. She said she prefers those who like to live on the edge, maybe perhaps, a spy-der.
How many software developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I'm sorry, that appears to be a hardware problem.
Why do spiders usually get jobs in tech?
Most of them are already competent web developers.
How many software developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb
About 1101
Why can't early access developers ever have children?
They can never finish.
Now that webcams and "always listening" devices are in nearly every home, developers can finally release their smart beverage device...
iCUP
Spiders must be...
the only web developers who like bugs.
Who has shadowphobia?
Game developers.
Two developers are working on a simulation when it suddenly goes haywire before returning to normal
Dev 1: Did you see that? I think the simulation just broke for a second.
Dev 2: I think it's more accurate to say it glitched.
Dev 1: Dude, I'm not about to argue over sim antics.
You can't trust real estate developers.
They're always busy with plots and schemes.
My parents used to tell me that drug dealers would offer me free drugs until i got addicted to them, then they would charge me extremly high prices for it once i got addicted.
Looking at games in the App Store, I think all those drug dealers turned to game developers.
Why do web developers wear glasses?
Because they cant see sharp.
You know whats favorite drink of developers?
....MOUNTAIN DEV
Using "Gay" to mean "Bad" is homophobic... UNLESS you're talking about Javascript developers.
Bad Javascript developers, like gays, spent much of their time pushing and pulling packages.
Why do feminists hate most software developers?
Because developers look at everything as objects
Why do most software developers need glasses?
Because they can't C#
Spiders are the only web developers
that like to find bugs.
Are there any iOS developers reading this that can help me with something?
Just kidding, I know they're all too busy for Reddit after today's announcement, and are struggling to update their apps for tomorrows iOS 14 release.
How many software developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Zero, thats a hardware issue.
Why can't software developers distinguish between Halloween and Christmas?
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
(hint: octal and decimal are numerical bases 8 and 10 respectively, happy holidays!)
How many developers/mods does it take to change a lightbulb?
They actually prefer dark mode
Why do Python developers wear glasses?
Because they can't "C".
My project manager posted in linkedin 'When I die,I want my developers to carry my coffin so that they can put me down one last time"
I commented on that post
"For the first time ,you have mentioned the requirements clearly".
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