The Best 31 Develope Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Develope jokes. There are some develope unreadable jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these develope var puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Develope Jokes and Puns

I've developed a fetish for figuring things out.

I just came to that realization.

Why are the developers of NoMansSky called Hellogames?

Because you never get a goodbuy from them

How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

Develope joke, How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?

I've developed an irrational fear of escalators.

I always find myself taking steps to avoid them.

A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden...

...but he didn't have root access.


I've developed an app for dating children nearby. It's called Kinder.

I have developed an irrational fear of elevators

Thankfully, I can take steps to avoid them.

Develope joke, I have developed an irrational fear of elevators

A developer finds a talking frog.

It says "Kiss me and I will become a princess". But he just puts she into his jacket and keeps on working.

During Lunch the frog jumps out of his jacket and says again "Kiss me and I will become your princess". But he just puts her back again.

In the evening he shows her to a friend and she asks "Why won't you kiss me?" - "I don't have time for a girlfriend but a talking frog is funny."

I have developed a truly marvellous demonstration of Fermat's last theorem ...

which this post is too short to contain

Just now, I've developed a fetish for figuring things out.

I just came to that realization.

I have have developed cat-like reflexes.

By which I mean an irresistible urge to curl up and nap on any freshly made bed.

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I've developed an app with information about insects, but it keeps getting bad reviews in App Store

…

People say it has a lot of bugs?

What's the difference between America and a Yogurt?

If you left a Yogurt alone 200 years it would develope a culture.

I hope it's not repost

I developed a successful chicken social network app to make more money.

I didn't do it for the glory I did it to make hens meet.

Two developers are working on a simulation when it suddenly goes haywire before returning to normal

Dev 1: Did you see that? I think the simulation just broke for a second.
Dev 2: I think it's more accurate to say it glitched.
Dev 1: Dude, I'm not about to argue over sim antics.

Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment

Develope joke, Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment

I developed a phobia of German sausages

I fear the wurst

I've developed a love for reading while doing cocaine..

One could say I read between the lines.

I've developed a FOOL-PROOF, GUARANTEED method to lose 5 pounds or more in only MINUTES, and to keep it off PERMANENTLY!!!

Find out more in my new book, "The Idiot's Guide to Self-Amputation."


How many developers/mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

They actually prefer dark mode

I developed a game where you feed avocados to small subterranean mammals!

It's called Guacamole!

Developers don't spoon their SO

They fork them.

I've developed an addiction to country line dancing.

My therapist has me on a two step program.

So a developer walks into a var

..that's all I got

How did the AI developer have kids?

By auto-mating.

If a developer console gets a deadly illness,

... Would it be considered terminal?

How did you become a developer?

I tapped seven times on build number.

I've developed an addiction to a particular brand of homeopathic cough syrup.

It's ok though, I'm still 99.9999999999999999999999% drug-free!

I have developed an intolerance to gluten-

-free people

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

Developers with New Game Ideas

"Ok I got it. Here's my epic title. Patent pending! Subjugate The Rest of the World...sounds fun right?"

Where do I have to travel to play this game?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the develope develop jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working develope garden piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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