The Best 53 Develop Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Develop jokes. There are some develop scientific jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these develop fundamental puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Develop Jokes and Puns

I've developed a fetish for figuring things out.

I just came to that realization.

Why don't spies meet at bars.

The beer is tapped. (Please develop this joke. I made it up last night whilst drinking, but nobody laughed.)

A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden...

...but he didn't have root access.

Develop joke, A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden...

How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

What's the difference between a yoghurt and America?

If you leave a yoghurt for 200 years, it will eventually develop a culture.

Plus the yoghurt's fat free.


Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment

I've developed an app for dating children nearby. It's called Kinder.

Develop joke, I've developed an app for dating children nearby. It's called Kinder.

I have developed a truly marvellous demonstration of Fermat's last theorem ...

which this post is too short to contain

If I have an addiction to masturbation

And I suddenly develop it into an addiction to sex, does that mean my addiction is getting out of hand?

I heard Apple is trying to develop a new car.

But they're having trouble installing windows.

Why are the developers of NoMansSky called Hellogames?

Because you never get a goodbuy from them

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whats the difference between the USA and a yogurt?

If you leave a yogurt unwatched for 500 years it will develop its own culture.

What is the difference between a Yoghurt and the US

When you leave Yoghurt alone long enough it will atleast develop some kind if culture

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

& they're like "How did your milkshake develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?"

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

It turns out smoking prevents Alzheimers.

You don't live long enough to develop it.

Develop joke, It turns out smoking prevents Alzheimers.

I've developed a FOOL-PROOF, GUARANTEED method to lose 5 pounds or more in only MINUTES, and to keep it off PERMANENTLY!!!

Find out more in my new book, "The Idiot's Guide to Self-Amputation."

Vaccinated kids are more likely to develop autism

The unvaccinated die before they get the chance

Two developers are working on a simulation when it suddenly goes haywire before returning to normal

Dev 1: Did you see that? I think the simulation just broke for a second.
Dev 2: I think it's more accurate to say it glitched.
Dev 1: Dude, I'm not about to argue over sim antics.


A developer finds a talking frog.

It says "Kiss me and I will become a princess". But he just puts she into his jacket and keeps on working.

During Lunch the frog jumps out of his jacket and says again "Kiss me and I will become your princess". But he just puts her back again.

In the evening he shows her to a friend and she asks "Why won't you kiss me?" - "I don't have time for a girlfriend but a talking frog is funny."

What's the difference between and Aussie and a Yoghurt?

If you leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 200 years, it will develop a culture.

Mahatma Ghandi walked thousands of miles with bare feet...

This caused him to develop an impressive set of callouses.

He also are very little, which made him rather frail, and due to this strange diet, suffered from bad breath.

All told, he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

I've developed an irrational fear of escalators.

I always find myself taking steps to avoid them.

Why is development in airplane engineering so slow?

Everyone is afraid to make a ground breaking design.

I'm developing an app that lets you customize the look and feel of 4chan when browsing.

It's called 4skin

I've developed a love for reading while doing cocaine..

One could say I read between the lines.

Are people born with photographic memories,

or does it take time to develop?

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone it will eventually develop culture.

What is the difference between US and Yoghurt?

If you leave Yoghurt for 200 years, it will develop a culture.

The first 5G cell phone mast in town is put up

Suddenly, all sorts of people develop medical conditions. A citizens' initiative against the mast is formed. A public hearing is organized with the mayor and representatives of the telecom company. The people bring forward all the ailments they suffer from since the mast was erected.

The telecom technician replies: "For God's sake, what will be going on when we then put the mast into operation?"

I'm developing a new cologne for introverts

***Leave me the Fuh Cologne***

Children are born with 4 kidneys.

Upon maturity, 2 develop into adult knees.

I developed a successful chicken social network app to make more money.

I didn't do it for the glory I did it to make hens meet.

People these days recoil at the idea of brain transplants becoming possible in the near future.

Just wait until we develop the technology. They'll change their minds.

Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day,

Teach a man to fish and he'll develop an addiction to buying fishing supplies he'll use once every few months.

What problem does the Eskimo photographer struggle with because he has a terrible habit of sitting all day on a slab of ice, waiting for his film to develop?

Polaroids

The Russian Agency of Research and Automation has been commissioned by Putin to develop a new robot to make gloves for the pandemic that are superior to all others. They have named it in his honour.

It's called RARA's grasp-Putin, Russia's greatest glove machine.

Just now, I've developed a fetish for figuring things out.

I just came to that realization.

How do you tell the difference between yogurt and Australia?

If you leave yogurt in the sun for 250 years, it'll develop culture.

I've developed an app with information about insects, but it keeps getting bad reviews in App Store



People say it has a lot of bugs?

Did you hear about the first company to develop the warp drive?

They are light years ahead of the competition!

The Russian Agency of Research and Automation has been commissioned by Putin to develop a new robot to make gloves for the pandemic that are superior to all others. They have named it in his honour.

RARA's grasp-Putin, Russia's greatest glove machine.

I'm developing a gun that shoots east european stew.

I call it the Goulashnikov.

Are people born with photographic memories?

Or do they take a while to develop?

After years of research, scientists discovered bees are allergic to pollen

Turns out when exposed to pollen, bees develop hives

I have developed an irrational fear of elevators

Thankfully, I can take steps to avoid them.

I have have developed cat-like reflexes.

By which I mean an irresistible urge to curl up and nap on any freshly made bed.

What do an infant and a Polaroid have in common?

If you shake them too much, they don't develop properly.

I applied for a job as a Photographer

Despite a negative interview, the boss told me that he can develop my talent in the dark room.

I'm developing my own mens fragrance...

I'm going to call it, "Leave Me The Fuh Cologne."

I developed a phobia of German sausages

I fear the wurst

I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts.

I'm going to call it "leave me the fuh cologne"

Are people born with a photographic memory....

....or does it take time to develop ?

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