The Best 11 Dev Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Dev jokes. There are some dev connect jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dev ios puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Dev Jokes and Puns

A HTML developer was walking down the street when he was greeted by a donkey.

"Hello Mr Programmer", the donkey said, "how are you?".

"mighty fine, thank you donkey", the HTML dev replied.

Immediately the donkey started crying.

"What's the matter little friend?" the HTML dev asked.

"I called you a programmer, at least you could call me horse" the donkey bawled.

Two developers are working on a simulation when it suddenly goes haywire before returning to normal

Dev 1: Did you see that? I think the simulation just broke for a second.
Dev 2: I think it's more accurate to say it glitched.
Dev 1: Dude, I'm not about to argue over sim antics.

A Microsoft Dev walks into a room....

Bethesda is working on Skyrim remastered 4k edition for the new xbox.

Microsoft Dev "Woah that screenshot looks cool"

Bethesda Worker: "That's not a screenshot, it's...it's the game"

What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

Which Hollywood actor can be a Software engineer in US?

Dev Patel


What do you call an Indian programmer?

Dev

A mobile dev got the sack for being under underproductive

He wasn't very appy.

You know whats favorite drink of developers?

....MOUNTAIN DEV

What do you call a Software Developer in Hollywood?

Dev Patel

Software dev market was so niche back during the late 90s..

..that there used to be only two questions in the job interview.

What is Join?

When can you join?

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dev excel jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dev desktop piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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