Dev Jokes
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Comical Dev Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What is a good dev joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A HTML developer was walking down the street when he was greeted by a donkey.
"Hello Mr Programmer", the donkey said, "how are you?".
"mighty fine, thank you donkey", the HTML dev replied.
Immediately the donkey started crying.
"What's the matter little friend?" the HTML dev asked.
"I called you a programmer, at least you could call me horse" the donkey bawled.
I recently rejected a junior software dev job at IKEA.
I kinda know java, kotlin and some php but unfortunately Assembly was required.
My GF told me to take the spider out instead of killing it
We went out and had a few drinks. Cool guy. Turns out he's a web dev.
Two developers are working on a simulation when it suddenly goes haywire before returning to normal
Dev 1: Did you see that? I think the simulation just broke for a second.
Dev 2: I think it's more accurate to say it glitched.
Dev 1: Dude, I'm not about to argue over sim antics.
A Game Dev wakes up, brushes their teeth, gets dressed, grabs their keys and walks out of the door
Map Failed to Load
A Microsoft Dev walks into a room....
Bethesda is working on Skyrim remastered 4k edition for the new xbox.
Microsoft Dev "Woah that screenshot looks cool"
Bethesda Worker: "That's not a screenshot, it's...it's the game"
What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?
Game dev lessons.
Which Hollywood actor can be a Software engineer in US?
Dev Patel
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