Deux Jokes
23 deux jokes and hilarious deux puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about deux that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Deux Short Jokes
Short deux jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The deux humour may include short croissant jokes also.
- I hear North Korea is coming out with some new cloning technology... I can't wait to meet Kim Jong-deux.
- Rabinowitz: Whatcha reading? Rabinowitz: Whatcha reading?
Topper: Great Expectations.
Rabinowitz: Is it any good?
Topper: Its not all I hoped for.
Hot Shots Part Deux.
Best joke in the movie.
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Deux One Liners
Which deux one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with deux? I can suggest the ones about nuke and .
- Who will be Kim Jong-Un's successor? Kim Jong-Deux
- If Kim Jong Un named his son Kim Jong Then his sons full name would be Kim Jong Deux
- TIL Kim Jong Un has a brother. Folks just call him Kim Jong Deux.
- Who is Kim Jong Un's wife? Kim Jong Deux
- Un deux t**... quatre cinq six sept ACHOO! Sorry, I have a wheat allergy.
Heartwarming Deux Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about deux you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make deux pranks.
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a little french humour
There once was a cat named une deux t**...
One day une deux t**... ran away from home, he found himself at a cross roads and decided that he wanted to see the other side of the river. He got onto the bridge and then a few seconds later. . . . the bridge collapsed!
So une deux t**... quatre cinq
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Un Deux t**...
A French cat called Un Deux t**... attempted to swim the English Channel last weekend but sadly didn't make it and drowned. It was all over the news the next day; "Un Duex t**... Cat Sank"
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Cat Race
In a competitive but fun way to decide which nation was better, Britain and France decided to have a cat race. The French cat was called un deux t**..., and the British cat called one two three. Whichever cat made it across the British channel first would win and by doing so would crown their nation superior to the other.
Well, the race started out fairly slowly, but soon things picked up. One two three cat was very fast and easily made it across the channel first, winning the race. Unfortunately, une deux t**... quatre cinq.
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Did you hear what happened to the four French cats who got in a boat meant for three?
Un, deux, t**..., quatre, cinq.
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2 Cats on the Titanic
So there were 2 cats on the Titanic. The first was called "One two three" and the other was "Un deux t**...".
"One two three" cat was rescued.
But "Un deux t**..." cat sank.
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It's winter in quebec, and a mother cat calls her kittens back inside the den. While taking the short cut across a frozen pond, they hit some thin ice
And un deux t**... quatre cinq
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There's two cats, and both have to swim across a lake.
The first cats name is One, two, three, while the second cats name is Un, deux, t**.... Which cat makes it to the other side of the lake?
One, two, three makes it across because Un, deux t**..., quatre, cinq.
This is by far one of the worst jokes I've ever heard and you can only understand it if you know some French. Regardless it never ceases to make me chuckle.
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3 cats go fishing...
3 cats, named un, deux, and t**..., go fishing together. They head out for the sea in their fishing boat but they never return. What happened to the 3 cats? Well un, deux, t**... cat sank.
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What is the most delicious number in French? Cent? Deux cent? t**... cent?
C'est croissant!
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I had 3 French cats. The three are named un, and deux who could swim,
but, my t**... cat sank.
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An englishman, frenchmen, and spaniard were racing their cats on a paper boat in the water
They each name their cat the same in each language. The Englishman names his cat "One Two Three". The Frenchman names his "Un deux t**...". The Spaniard names his "Uno dos tres". The race begins, and Uno dos tres wins, with one two three at second place. The Frenchman's cat is nowhere to be found. After searching, the Frenchman comes to a conclusion. He goes to the other men, and says, "The Un deux t**... cat sank"
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"Un, deux, t**..., quatre", radioed the French ship...
...before it cinq.
"Eins, zwei, drei", radioed the German ship vierlessly, but then silence.
"Uno, dos", radioed the Spanish ship, and then disappeared without a tres.
"One," radioed the British ship before it went two.
"Oh," radioed the American sub. "I guess we won"
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A French guy showed me his yachts.
french guy: This is Un. This is Deux. This is t**.... This is Quatre. This is Six.
Me: Where's the 5th one?
French guy: Cinq.
