Deutsche Jokes

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Angela Merkel visits Greece

Angela Merkel goes on holiday to Greece.

She reaches customs.

Officer: Name?

Merkel: Angela Merkel

Officer: Nationality?

Merkel: Deutsche

Officer: Occupation?

Merkel: Nein, not zis time, just for ze holidays

As the old German saying goes:

One's company, two's a Kraut, and three's a Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei.

What does black people and Deutsche Mark have in common?

Both are outdated currency.

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