The Best 4 Deutsche Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deutsche jokes. There are some deutsche recruitment jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deutsche zwei puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Deutsche Jokes and Puns

Angela Merkel visits Greece

Angela Merkel goes on holiday to Greece.

She reaches customs.

Officer: Name?

Merkel: Angela Merkel

Officer: Nationality?

Merkel: Deutsche

Officer: Occupation?

Merkel: Nein, not zis time, just for ze holidays

As the old German saying goes:

One's company, two's a Kraut, and three's a Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei.

What does black people and Deutsche Mark have in common?

Both are outdated currency.

What do you call a German who is the target of a scam?

A Deutsche mark.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the deutsche berlin jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working deutsche fargo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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