deutsche Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious deutsche puns

Angela Merkel visits Greece

Angela Merkel goes on holiday to Greece.

She reaches customs.

Officer: Name?

Merkel: Angela Merkel

Officer: Nationality?

Merkel: Deutsche

Officer: Occupation?

Merkel: Nein, not zis time, just for ze holidays


As the old German saying goes:

One's company, two's a Kraut, and three's a Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei.


What does black people and Deutsche Mark have in common?

Both are outdated currency.


What do you call a German who is the target of a scam?

A Deutsche mark.


What are the most funny Deutsche jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Deutsche? Well, here are the best Deutsche dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Deutsche pick up lines to share with friends.


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