The Best 13 Deus Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deus jokes. There are some deus crusader jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deus noobs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Deus Jokes and Puns

LHC (Large Hadron Collider)

When LHC discovered Higgs Boson, it literally became deus ex machina.

My girlfriend said I don't know how to be romantic

So I yelled "DEUS VULT!" and invaded Gaul. Proved her wrong

Where do authors buy their Deus Ex Machinas?

At the convenience store!

Deus joke, Where do authors buy their Deus Ex Machinas?

I was going to write a science fiction story about a planet where people worshipped a computer...

but I realized it would just be a deus ex machina.

Did you hear about the electric crusader?

They call him Deus Volt.

What is a crusader's favourite sport?


What do you call a failed crusade?

Deus Fault

Deus joke, What do you call a failed crusade?

Where do Popes keep their knights between Crusades?

in the Deus Vault

I met a Christian gymnast once

She was deus vulting everywhere

How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

James Brown shows up out of nowhere at the last second to save the day.

Deus Sex Machine

You can explore deus qui reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean deus esse dad jokes. There are also deus puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

(Spoilers) How does Jurassic World end?

Deus Rex Machina

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the deus machina jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working deus sto piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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