The Best 8 Detroit Lion Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Detroit Lion Jokes and Puns

Why is a Detroit Lions fan the easiest to date?

Her standards are so low, because every year she gets disappointed by 55 men.

What did the Detroit Lions fan say when they won the super bowl?

Why, why did you wake me up? I was having such a nice dream!

My grandpa has the heart of a lion

He's not allowed back into the Detroit Zoo.

What do Billy Graham and the Detroit Lions have in common?

Both can make 20,000 people stand up and yell, "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Detroit Lions are playing right now

They're playing their greatest rivals, the Manhattan Refs

In Detroit, The Lions get blown out by the New York Jets....

In New York, The Jets blow out you!

The Detroit Lions have been given guns to subvert increasing violence in the area...

...local zookeepers fear the worst.

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