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In a crossfire.
The winner will face Detroit in the World Series
Also is cold.
Regret immigrate to Detroit.
and saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read, "I miss Detroit."
So I broke the window, stole the radio, and left a note that read...
"I hope this helps."
Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings
A police officer was investigating a noise complaint coming from a daycare in downtown Detroit. The officer realized that it was just a three year old kid kicking and screaming because he didn't want to nap during nap time. The officer charged the child with resisting a rest, and took him to prison.
In a recent survey, people from Detroit have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower.In the survey, carried out for a leading toiletries outfit, 86% of Detroit residents said that they have had, if not enjoyed, sex in the shower. The other 14% said they haven't yet served any time in prison.
You can't even let your kids out at night.
The might rob someone.
A bulldozer.
Father's day.
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Detroit
Because they hear there are no jobs there.
...so I broke a window, stole the radio, and left a note that said, "Hope this helps."
Labor Day.
All the pairs of floating eyes
Because as soon as a baby is born, some guy leaves town.
Because they heard there were no jobs there.
The other 7% have not been to jail.
The Pontiac Silverdome, there hasn't been a touchdown there in years.
You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running
That is not a joke. That actually happened.
He tells him they're leaving Saturday to go to Detroit. Mike asks, "wait a minute, why Detroit?"
David answers, "Well, you know that thing old ladies do, where they set up a map on a dart board, and wherever it lands is where they go?"
Mike couldn't resist a chuckle, and says back to him "Yeah, i know that one."
"Well, I missed and hit the trash can."
Two men were urban exploring in the ruins of Detroit on a windy day. As they walked past the old factories, one man smelled a strange smell.
He said to his friend, "This smells like rusting iron.".
His friend replies, "I agree, it smells like FeBREEZE."
In most of the US it's usually 50mL but in Detroit it's usually 9mm.
Police are trying to figure out if it's assault or a bailout package.
The Detroit Tigers.
He's not allowed back into the Detroit Zoo.
Unfortunately, it's Survivor.
Both can make 20,000 people stand up and yell, "JESUS CHRIST!"
That's weird, everyone usually run so fast in Detroit...
Spa-ghetto
Other person: "Oh my gawd, have you ever seen someone get shot"
Me: "No I close my eyes when I pull the trigger"
A roleplay exercise in Alabama, a serious question in Detroit.
In New York, The Jets blow out you!
The Neg. one.
But don't mistaken the gunshots this evening with fireworks.
A bad shape.
Her standards are so low, because every year she gets disappointed by 55 men.
In Detroit, you ignore both.
They tested out the machine in china for a week and they caught 2 thieves. The following week the russians decided to test this machine in Moscow, they caught 10 thieves. Seeing the machine's success, the Mexican government wanted to try this in the City of Mexico, they caught 400 thieves. Then the Americans caught interest and decided to test the machine in Detroit... They stole the machine
He woke up a half hour later
He packed the brothel with the most beautiful women in Detroit. Any man could come in and take one out on a date. They were known as the Ford Escorts.
Why, why did you wake me up? I was having such a nice dream!
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