The Best 5 Detonate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Detonate jokes. There are some detonate explosive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these detonate extremists puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Detonate Jokes and Puns

In jihad training

A man learns how to detonate and conceal explosives.

In order to test how good he is at concealing them, he decides to strap some to himself and walk around the camp. Now knowing they were attached to a remote detonator, he suddenly blows up.

After he dies he sees an old friend he left when going to train for jihad.
"How did training go?" Asked his old friend.

"Not too sure, I think I bombed it."

Why would a Hipster hate a Nuclear War?

Because when the bombs detonate, dying would become too mainstream.

The Galaxy Note 8 leaks have been released online

It reveals that this time the phone will come with a "Detonate Now" app.

Wikipedia's constant begging for funds is annoying but it has an effect on me.

I think this year I will detonate.

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

'hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the detonate defuse jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working detonate explode piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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