Deterioration Jokes
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Me: so Doc, are you saying I need to buy better w**...?
Doc: No John, I said your joints are deteriorating.
Bad eye sight (Possibly a repost but I didn't want to keep scrolling past page 30276 to confirm)
Patient: doctor i think my eye sight is deteriorating. I cant see very far
Doctor: really? come over to the window. Now what is that big round yellow thing in the sky?
Patient: well that's the sun
Doctor: yep! so how much further do you want to see
Today convinced me that society isn't deteriorating as much as we think.
I was on the bus at 6am and this really generous guy offered me a sip from his half-empty whiskey bottle.
People who use drugs are pathetic. I'm high on life!
Side effects of life are include depression, anxiety, pain both emotional and physical, shortness of breath, physical and mental deterioration, weariness, sleepiness, insomnia, thought of s**..., and misery. Prolonged use may result in death.
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.
I'm sorry.
Found in a Christmas c**.... Is my sense of humour rapidly deteriorating or is this as funny as I've been finding it since Christmas Day?
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
I am sad to say that my dog is of age and his mental heath is deteriorating
The doctors think he has barkinsons
John was on his deathbed
and his family was gathered near. Then his best friend Jim arrived and stood close to him. John's condition rapidly deteriorated and he motioned to something to write with. When offered, he quickly scribbled something and gave it to Jim. Out of respect, Jim placed it in his pocket as the nurses desperately tried to save John. A few seconds later, they declared that he had died.
At John's f**..., Jim was about to give the eulogy when he remembered the note. He told the gathered mourners: "in his last moments, John wrote something to me, that I am sure will inspire me and countless others for years." He took out the note and read aloud "you're standing on my oxygen tube"
As tends to happen at the start of jokes, 5 men and a woman survive a shipwreck, and wake up on a deserted island...
...where they find everything they need to survive and live well: food, water, shelter. But being people, they have certain needs. Lovey-dovey needs.
The woman is a proper lady, though, and so they come up with a fair system. She will sleep with the first guy the first week (unlimited supply of condoms too on this heckuva-awesome island), guy #2 week 2, guy #3 week 3, guy #4 week 4, guy #5 week 5, and then start back over with guy #1 for week 6.
They all agree, and for ten straight years, they live like royalty.
But all good things must come to an end, and sadly, the girl eventually passes away.
The first week after things are fine.
Week two, things are starting to deteriorate.
It's messy by week three.
By week four, it's unpleasant by any measure.
And week 5, by week five, it's simply unbearable.
So they bury the body.
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