Detergent Jokes

Funniest Detergent Short Jokes

Short detergent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The detergent humour may include short deodorant jokes also.

1. What soaps are used to keep men away? Deter-gents
   Day 4 of posting soapy dad jokes for a week!
2. I was doing the laundry today and I started reading the side of the detergent and it said… Tough on Grime.
   Smashes Dirt.
   Hard on stain.
   I thought, wow, that last one's a bit too much information…
3. Instead of using the fear of prison to dissuade criminals, we should start making them eat Tide Pods. That would be a real crime detergent.
4. God grant me the FOOD to sustain my body, the LAUNDRY DETERGENT to wash the stains from my clothes,
   and the WISDOM to know the difference.
5. A major detergent manufacturer is to release a new range of fruit scents, including apple, tomato, orange, banana and mango They're going to call it "Tide Pods - Natural Selection"
6. Have you heard about the next book in the trilogy Divergent? I heard its called Detergent, a dishsoapian novel.
7. I thought it was the new detergent my wife started using that's shrinking all my clothes. As always my wife is right. It was the new pizza place across the street.
8. My roommate kept stealing my detergent, so I poured all of his spices into it When it comes to getting revenge, thyme and Tide wait for no man.
9. Why don't upper class men wash their own clothes? Because the washing powder is a deter-gent.
10. I was so hungry the other day that I ate some washing detergent. It didn't fill me up but it did Tide me over until dinner.

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Detergent One Liners

Which detergent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with detergent? I can suggest the ones about laundry and hand soap.

1. Europe must have a detergent based economy.. ..because it's tough on Greece.
2. What do you call a Tide Pod that prevents war? A nuclear detergent
3. What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common? One protects all colors.
4. What chemicals are best for keeping men away? Deter-gents.
5. What does a woman wash with if she wants to put off male suitors? Deter-gent.
6. It's easier to deter women from eating tide pods, but it's harder to... Deter-gents
7. Life isn't all about laundry detergent... It's what's in Tide that counts!
8. A Bachelor is like a new detergent it works fast and leaves no ring.
9. What did the philosopher say to his coworker? "Cleanup on the detergent aisle"
10. I was terrified when I accidentally used bleach instead of laundry detergent
11. I like my women like I like my detergent. Not downy.
12. I don't use laundry detergent anymore It made my dishwasher explode :(
13. I spilled laundry detergent on my rug! It really tide the room together.
14. I once killed someone by making him s**... some detergent. Enemy neutralised.
15. Who called it hijab? When they could have called it a deter-gent.

Laundry Detergent Jokes

Here is a list of funny laundry detergent jokes and even better laundry detergent puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was buying some laundry detergent the other day... While I was paying, the cashier slapped me hard.
  "What was that for!?" I exclaimed.
  She told me "No pain, No Gain"
• What do a special ed student and laundry detergent have in common? They're both a little downy.
• Why did the teen eat laundry detergent as a snack? He just wanted something to Tide him over til dinner.

Charming Humor Detergent Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about detergent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shampoo jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make detergent pranks.