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He goes in with his weekly allowance from his parents, usually to get a candy bar or something. But this time, to the cashier's surprise he brings up a bottle of laundry detergent. "What do you need this for, kid?" asks the cashier. The young boy explains how his dog is filthy and needs a bath. The cashier explains to him, that it is a terrible idea and may even kill the dog. The kid listens to the advice, but proceeds and buys it anyways. A week or so later, the kid goes into the store and brings a candy bar up to the counter. The cashier rings him up and asks "Hey, so is your dog alright?" to which the little boy replies "no, he died". The cashier tells him, "I told you it was a bad idea to clean him with laundry detergent!" and the little boy replies, "I don't think it was the detergent that did it, I think it was the rinse cycle."
But they didn't like it because it was a part Tide.
Today they offered me to have sex with a sexy 21 years old girl as long as I would publicize the new detergent CL-UP! to all my Whatsapp list. Obviously I didn't do it since my moral is really strong, almost as strong as the new detergent CL-UP for only 6.99$!!!
A woman walks into a store and purchases 1 small box of detergent, 1 bar of soap, 3 individual servings of yogurt and 2 oranges. The cashier says, You must be single. She responds, You can tell that by what I bought? The cashier says, No, you're ugly.
One protects all colors.
..because it's tough on Greece.
...and told me she will have sex with me if I advertise some random liquid detergent. Of course I said no, after all I'm a powerful man with high standards. As powerful as the new Ajax detergent, which offers a unique freshness, activated on air contact.
Downy.
I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.
You throw in some laundry and detergent.
A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!
"Cleanup on the detergent aisle"
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Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.
Not as soft, doesn't smell as good, but gets way more loads
It's worth joining just to find out the name of the brilliant laundry detergent they use.
When it comes to getting revenge, thyme and Tide wait for no man.
Finish.
Because it told him to keep his whites and colours separate.
Not downy.
Because the washing powder is a deter-gent.
Tough on Grime.
Smashes Dirt.
Hard on Stains.
I thought, wow, that last one's a bit too much informationβ¦
it works fast and leaves no ring.
It's called Bleatch!
It's what's in Tide that counts!
the LAUNDRY DETERGENT to wash the stains from my clothes,
and the WISDOM to know the difference.
They're going to call it "Tide Pods - Natural Selection"
He just wanted something to Tide him over til dinner.
A nuclear detergent
That would be a real crime detergent.
It didn't fill me up but it did Tide me over until dinner.
They're both a little downy.
Enemy neutralised.
While I was paying, the cashier slapped me hard.
"What was that for!?" I exclaimed.
She told me "No pain, No Gain"
Of course I said no because of my strong will power. Which is just as strong as Vanish. The super strong detergent powder now 20% off and available in scented vanilla or lemon.
The chap behind the counter had fluorescent blue gel like hands. To my further amazement, he was using them as detergent on the clothes.
I said, excuse me sir, may I ask you to hold my bag whilst I take a photo of your appendages?! I feel like the internet would be amazed at this
He said I can't sorry, my hands are tide
Cleanse the detergent degenerates with laundry sauce!
I started a new job ready to teach dealers black jack and Texas hold'em, but all i saw was diapers and detergent. I guess i went to the wrong Procter and Gamble.
I heard its called Detergent, a dishsoapian novel.
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