Detention Jokes
40 detention jokes and hilarious detention puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about detention that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article explores the humor behind jokes about detention. It discusses the different ways detention officers, school, and confinement are joked about, and the possible reasons why these jokes are so popular.
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Funniest Detention Short Jokes
Short detention jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The detention humour may include short detained jokes also.
- I was fired for sending one of my students to detention "for being tardy". Special education just wasn't for me.
- Today I gave a student detention for being tardy I was then fired from my job as a special ed. teacher
- My teacher pointed at me with...... My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said at the end of this ruler is and idiot!
I got detention after I asked him which end he was referring to. - How many deputies did it take to push the inmate down the stairs? None, he fell.
I work as a Detention Deputy, and that's one of my favorite jokes to tell the inmates. - Ice, Ice baby! In the 90s it was a corny rap song
Now it's 3 people at a detention center - My kids got detention at school so I sat with them to tell them terrible dadjokes. I was pun-ishing them.
- My teacher put me in detention because I was talking about drugs. For about an hour she made me do lines.
- My teacher pointed towards me with his ruler and said "At the end of this ruler, there's an idiot." I got detention after asking which end.
- Oscar Pistorius gets six years jail. Jail, then home detention, and back to jail. Wow, for someone with no legs he's covering a lot of ground.
- Did you hear about the blonde who got detention for flirting with boys in class? She told the teacher she wanted to go down in history...
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Detention One Liners
Which detention one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with detention? I can suggest the ones about custody and interrogation.
- I was making chicken noises in class Got a detention for using fowl language
- Why was the blacksmiths son sent to detention? He was caught forging signatures.
- Why was the clock sent to detention? It ticked-off the teacher by tock-ing in class.
- What happens when you lose you attention span in school You gain your detention span
- I got high during detention today. The teacher made me do lines.
- Why did the robot get detention? Because he was accused of Boolean.
- Why did the boy with downs syndrome get detention? He was a little tardy.
- What do you get if you perform a misdemeanor on a campground? Detention.
- Why did cotangent get sent to detention? [because he was cos/sin](#s)
- What is a Catholic priest's dream second job? Warden at juvenile detention center.
- Got detention... Because Tyrone asked to use my black crayon, I said to use his finger.
- I had a detention for only using uppercase letters today s**... capital punishment
Silly Detention Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about detention you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean house arrest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make detention pranks.
An elderly woman appears in court for stealing
A can of peaches from the grocery store. The judge asks "how many peaches were in that can?" To which she replied "about 6 your honor."
"Very well then. 6 days in detention for you. I hope you've learned your lesson." When you suddenly hear her grumpy husband in the crowd "she also stole a can of peas!!"
BREAKING NEWS: Ghislaine Maxwell, former on again / off again partner of Epstein, has been arrested by the FBI.
In other news, Prince Andrew has just suffered a heart attack, Bill Clinton has suddenly developed Alzheimer's, and all prison guards at Maxwell's detention centre have suddenly had to take long naps...
The son of a mexican father comes home from school
The father asks
"How was school boy?" to which the son replies
"Bad, I got detention today" the father was shocked
"For what?" he asked
"Well the teacher told me turn in my ese, but I ani't no snitch"
There were three unruly kids in detention
Their names were Zip, w**... and Pee. The teacher briefly left the room and the three kids saw this as an opportunity to have some fun. Zip jumped up onto a table and started dancing. w**... went into the teachers cupboard and Pee started running around.
The teacher shortly came back, saw the chaos and said:
'Zip down, w**... out, Pee in the corner!'
The US government are now forcing all under 25 year old fit and healthy American males to work for the Bank of America immediately or face criminal detention.
They've decided to become a BoA Conscripter.
I spent ages doing my homework yesterday. Somewhere near 2 hours.
I spent 1 hour and 55 minuets figuring whether or not it'd be worth a detention. I spent the last 5 minutes thinking of exuses.
Secondary School Pick up Lines
Are you the Detention room because i'm going to spend the next two and a half hours inside you
My son said, "During detention I was trying to think of another word for 'imply'."
"Insinuate?" I asked.
He said, "Yes, I had a ham sandwich. But that's not really relevant."
main difference between /news/ mods and north korea?
one side executes people for no reasons and puts people in detentions camps, the other one is a country.
Detention
I got in detention for not having my ID with me,
I wonder how i'm gonna get in then?
