Detention Jokes

Funniest Detention Short Jokes

Short detention jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The detention humour may include short detained jokes also.

1. I was fired for sending one of my students to detention "for being tardy". Special education just wasn't for me.
2. Today I gave a student detention for being tardy I was then fired from my job as a special ed. teacher
3. My teacher pointed at me with...... My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said at the end of this ruler is and idiot!
   I got detention after I asked him which end he was referring to.
4. How many deputies did it take to push the inmate down the stairs? None, he fell.
   I work as a Detention Deputy, and that's one of my favorite jokes to tell the inmates.
5. Ice, Ice baby! In the 90s it was a corny rap song
   Now it's 3 people at a detention center
6. My kids got detention at school so I sat with them to tell them terrible dadjokes. I was pun-ishing them.
7. My teacher put me in detention because I was talking about drugs. For about an hour she made me do lines.
8. My teacher pointed towards me with his ruler and said "At the end of this ruler, there's an idiot." I got detention after asking which end.
9. Did you hear about the blonde who got detention for flirting with boys in class? She told the teacher she wanted to go down in history...
10. I spent ages doing my homework yesterday. Somewhere near 2 hours. I spent 1 hour and 55 minuets figuring whether or not it'd be worth a detention. I spent the last 5 minutes thinking of exuses.

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Detention One Liners

Which detention one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with detention? I can suggest the ones about custody and interrogation.

1. I was making chicken noises in class Got a detention for using fowl language
2. Why was the blacksmiths son sent to detention? He was caught forging signatures.
3. Why was the clock sent to detention? It ticked-off the teacher by tock-ing in class.
4. What happens when you lose you attention span in school You gain your detention span
5. I got high during detention today. The teacher made me do lines.
6. Why did the robot get detention? Because he was accused of Boolean.
7. Why did the boy with downs syndrome get detention? He was a little tardy.
8. What do you get if you perform a misdemeanor on a campground? Detention.
9. Why did cotangent get sent to detention? [because he was cos/sin](#s)
10. What is a Catholic priest's dream second job? Warden at juvenile detention center.
11. Got detention... Because Tyrone asked to use my black crayon, I said to use his finger.
12. I had a detention for only using uppercase letters today s**... capital punishment

Silly Detention Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about detention you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean prison jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make detention pranks.