The Best 32 Detention Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Detention jokes. There are some detention drew jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these detention imprisonment puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Detention Jokes and Puns
I was fired for sending one of my students to detention "for being tardy".
Special education just wasn't for me.
I had a detention for only using uppercase letters today
Stupid capital punishment
Today I gave a student detention for being tardy
I was then fired from my job as a special ed. teacher
I was making chicken noises in class
Got a detention for using fowl language
Why was the blacksmiths son sent to detention?
He was caught forging signatures.
An elderly woman appears in court for stealing
A can of peaches from the grocery store. The judge asks "how many peaches were in that can?" To which she replied "about 6 your honor."
"Very well then. 6 days in detention for you. I hope you've learned your lesson." When you suddenly hear her grumpy husband in the crowd "she also stole a can of peas!!"
BREAKING NEWS: Ghislaine Maxwell, former on again / off again partner of Epstein, has been arrested by the FBI.
In other news, Prince Andrew has just suffered a heart attack, Bill Clinton has suddenly developed Alzheimer's, and all prison guards at Maxwell's detention centre have suddenly had to take long naps...
Why was the clock sent to detention?
It ticked-off the teacher by tock-ing in class.
My teacher pointed at me with......
My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said at the end of this ruler is and idiot!
I got detention after I asked him which end he was referring to.
How many deputies did it take to push the inmate down the stairs?
None, he fell.
I work as a Detention Deputy, and that's one of my favorite jokes to tell the inmates.
What happens when you lose you attention span in school
You gain your detention span
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Ice, Ice baby!
In the 90s it was a corny rap song
Now it's 3 people at a detention center
The son of a mexican father comes home from school
The father asks
"How was school boy?" to which the son replies
"Bad, I got detention today" the father was shocked
"For what?" he asked
"Well the teacher told me turn in my ese, but I ani't no snitch"
My kids got detention at school so I sat with them to tell them terrible dadjokes.
I was pun-ishing them.
My teacher put me in detention because I was talking about drugs.
For about an hour she made me do lines.
I got high during detention today.
The teacher made me do lines.
There were three unruly kids in detention
Their names were Zip, Willie and Pee. The teacher briefly left the room and the three kids saw this as an opportunity to have some fun. Zip jumped up onto a table and started dancing. Willie went into the teachers cupboard and Pee started running around.
The teacher shortly came back, saw the chaos and said:
'Zip down, Willie out, Pee in the corner!'
My teacher pointed towards me with his ruler and said "At the end of this ruler, there's an idiot."
I got detention after asking which end.
The US government are now forcing all under 25 year old fit and healthy American males to work for the Bank of America immediately or face criminal detention.
They've decided to become a BoA Conscripter.
Oscar Pistorius gets six years jail.
Jail, then home detention, and back to jail. Wow, for someone with no legs he's covering a lot of ground.
Did you hear about the blonde who got detention for flirting with boys in class?
She told the teacher she wanted to go down in history...
I spent ages doing my homework yesterday. Somewhere near 2 hours.
I spent 1 hour and 55 minuets figuring whether or not it'd be worth a detention. I spent the last 5 minutes thinking of exuses.
Why did the robot get detention?
Because he was accused of Boolean.
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Are you the Detention room because i'm going to spend the next two and a half hours inside you
Why did the boy with downs syndrome get detention?
He was a little tardy.
My son said, "During detention I was trying to think of another word for 'imply'."
"Insinuate?" I asked.
He said, "Yes, I had a ham sandwich. But that's not really relevant."
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I got in detention for not having my ID with me,
I wonder how i'm gonna get in then?
Why did Vanilla Ice get fired from the border detention camp?
The boss said migrant children need beatings every day and he's only a 1-Hit Wonder
I told my teacher with amazing hair that it looked like someone shaved it all off
He gave me detention for making a bald accusation.
What do you get if you perform a misdemeanor on a campground?
Detention.
Why did cotangent get sent to detention?
[because he was cos/sin](#s)
What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?
Warden at juvenile detention center.
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