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He kept cracking cases.
He was looking for Finger Prince.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it.)
Well, that was an unexpected twist!
After a while, he comes out of the room and talks to the police sergeant there with him, "Well, I've asked him just about every question in the book. 'Where were you last night?', 'What were you doing?', 'Who were you with?', everything."
The sergeant asks, "Well have you gotten a confession out of him?"
The detective says, "Not exactly. He keeps saying 'Yes dear' and dozing off."
He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.
Sherlock Ohms
That's why his partner is called Wattson...
Sherlock-Holmes
when one detective says " it looks like he was killed by a golf gun". The other detective said "what's a golf gun?" The other says " I dunno, but it sure made a hole in Juan."
He works on a cold case.
It's his private eye.
Through the process of cross-examination.
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He said that's naan-sense.
Who was the first electricity detective?
Sherlock Ohms
The Search Bar.
"I'll get to the bottom of this."
Cats can...
Wondering if CAT scan too..
But CAT scan!
Detective: Well, who do you think did it?
The Hunchback of Notre Dame: I have a hunch.
He successfully followed a lead.
"I'm gonna get to the bottom of this"
A bunch of cold cases.
and asks the partygoers,
"Do you guys have any Nacho Cheese?"
The partygoers respond,
"No dip, Sherlock."
Turned out to be a red herring.
Suspect: "At home, sir."
Detective: "That's where the murder happened idiot."
It takes one to know one.
Naansense!
The way to make odds even.
"LISTEN PUNK! We know what makes you tick, and we have ways to make you tock!"
Plainclothes
But they couldn't find any evidence that would stick
As he made the approach, he saw a smattering of crow feces on it and said,
*"There's been a murder..."*
"Where were you on the night of September to March?"
A cop fills him in on what happened.
Apparently the killer is riddled with dementia and considers the train his lover, so he killed the train operator out of jealousy
Wow says the detective, looking up at the train in question.
That's some locomotive
..... Because he couldn't afford a desk.
A lady was killed by being stabbed 17 times. The only evidence was a knife, fully made of concrete. The detective sent the knife to a lab, hoping for any DNA evidence, but unfortunately, the results came back inconclusive.
The detective was puzzled. He was sure it was concrete evidence.
It was a tip off.
A urologist is sitting down to lunch when he gets a call from a NYPD detective. Puzzled, he picks up the phone and listens as the detective details the fact patterns of a homicide. After about 5 minutes the detective finishes, re-summarizes the facts, and asks the urologist: "Who do you think committed the murder?"
The urologist says "Listen, fella, I think you have the wrong number. I'm a doctor."
The detective says "Right! So, in urinalysis, who committed the crime?
But she gets offended when I tell people that she doesn't smell good.
he had a hunch.
11:45 - arrived at crime scene
11:45 - Examined body. Signs of struggle
11:45 - Found murder weapon in drain
11:45 - Realised watch was broken
Detective: "Dear, God..."
Officer: "Yeah, probably."
How else are you going to remind others about their inability to detect sarcasm? /s
*did you have a hand in this?*
Undercover.
Because they can detect a fib.
(My neurologist friend told me that one. I told him that was tachy)
Because he's an investi-gator
A mirror
Snoopy
This is because it's a Carbon dating app.
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