Detained Jokes
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Funniest Detained Short Jokes
Short detained jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The detained humour may include short detention jokes also.
- I'm on a plane and I see my friend Jack. Instinctively I say, "Hi Jack!"
Still don't understand why I was detained. - As an aspiring actor, I was somewhat surprised when I got detained by airport security today... All I said was that I was in town to shoot a pilot...
- How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb? Why are you asking me? Am I being detained?!?
- A muslim guy greeted his friend on an airplane. They were both detained. His friend named Jack.
- I was on a plane and saw my freind jack So i shouted hi jack
Still dont know why i was detained - A cop threatened to detain me for impersonating a police officer Apparently, "you can't arrest me, I'm a police officer!" wasn't a very good answer.
- What do you call a Muslim on a plane? Soon to be detained for flying home to his family in Houston after a business trip.
- I was detained at airport security, because the metal detector caught my braces... I guess you could say I was armed to the teeth.
- Whyd the international student get detained. He said he'd love to study abroad and was thinking of picking up a minor.
- A five year old boy was detained at a US airport for hours because he posed a security threat. Makes sense. What better assassin to kill a 5 year old president?
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Detained One Liners
Which detained one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with detained? I can suggest the ones about arrested and apprehended.
- Why was the mathematician detained at the airport? Because he planned to blow up a plane.
- I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying "am I being detained?"
- Where do we keep our thoughts detained? In brain cells!
The Funniest Detained Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about detained you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean interrogated jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make detained pranks.
My wife gave me a bag of our children's old clothes
And asked me donate them to kids that don't have any.
So I went around town asking people where I can find kids without any clothes and for some reason I ended up detained...
Flower Salesman Arrested
Local Chinese man Chen Yu stopped a Catholic monk from selling flowers tonight in Downton Dallas. The monk was detained for not having a vending license. The monk will be fined $300 and Yu has been awarded for his efforts. At the end of the day, only Yu can prevent Florist Friars.
Did you hear about that kidnapping at school yesterday?
It's okay, they woke up!
But honestly, these schools are getting real serious about nap times.
A kid was recently detained for resisting a rest!
A guy was high and was rash driving when he suddenly ran over a group of people walking on the footpath
He was later detained by the police and summoned to the court.
The judge asked him: Why did you run over the group when clearly there was a single person walking on footpath which was on other side of the road? Clearly there would have been less casualties!
The guy answers: I was gonna do the same but that guy saw me coming and immediately ran towards the crowd
I was detained for m**... in public the other day...
They just told me not to come around that area again.
A man gets on an airplane
Phil gets on an airplane and starts looking for a seat. As he's walking toward the nearest window seat, he notices his friend Jack at the back of the plane. Phil waves his hand and says, Hi, Jack!
Phil was arrested and detained for seven hours.
An Englington man was briefly detained and questioned for yelling racial epitaphs in a local park.
When questioned he told officers he was walking around the park looking for his lost dog....Snickers.
Did you hear about the guitarist who was recently detained for suspected crimes of terrorism?
They had to pull some strings but they finally got that confession.
