The Best 4 Detain Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Detain jokes. There are some detain agencies jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these detain imprison puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Detain Jokes and Puns

A cop threatened to detain me for impersonating a police officer

Apparently, "you can't arrest me, I'm a police officer!" wasn't a very good answer.

I was detained for masturbating in public the other day...

They just told me not to come around that area again.

I was detained at airport security, because the metal detector caught my braces...

I guess you could say I was armed to the teeth.

I got detained by security at a comedy club the other night.

I didn't find the comedian's joke very funny so they booked me for resisting a jest .

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the detain custody jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working detain deport piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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