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A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."
The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
A paranoid man stays at a hotel,
As per habit, he checks every inch of his hotel room looking for mics, cameras or any surveillance device.
Sure enough, right in the centre of the room, under the bed, under the carpet is a small, black metal object firmly bolted to the floor.
He takes out his equipment, detaches the metal object & throws it out the window.
The next morning the hotel manager knocks on his door & asks him,
"Good morning sir, did you have any problems last night?"
"Not at all" the man answered, "why do you ask?"
"Well, it's very strange" said the manager, "but in the room directly below yours, the chandelier suddenly fell down in the middle of the night".
What does an emotionally detached mechanic do with a bar hook-up?
Nuts and bolts.
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How do you detach frogs leg
You Ribbit
If you catch a Gecko by it's tail...
If you catch a gecko by it's tail, it will detach itself from it and grow a new one.
A lot like Hillary's political policies.
On April 16, 2017, a small French city will detach from the surface of the Earth and fly into space, killing everyone.
It's just Toulouse.
Every day when I get home from work I kiss my front door, then I cuddle one of the walls, and I comfort a few of the windows.
It's a detached house.
I went to a girl and was like "I'd like to take my rocket to Uranus"
She detached the final stage
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