The Best 8 Destructive Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Destructive jokes. There are some destructive destruct jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these destructive destroy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Destructive Jokes and Puns

What three words are most destructive to a man's ego?

Is it in?

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?


A group of 100 people dressed up as Vikings, promoting the new exhibition at the Smithsonian, was seen parading in front of the White House today.

Famously uncivilised, destructive and rapacious, with an almost insatiable appetite for rough sex and heavy drinking, the US Senators nonetheless came out to watch the parade.

United Kingdom: Brexit is the stupid most self destructive act a country could take.

USA : lol, hold my beer

What's the difference between War and Marriage?

One is a destructive conflict, where men can lose their children, their home, and nearly everything they possess.

The other is War.

What was the most destructive dinosaur of the prehistoric era?

*Tyrannosaurus Wrecks*

TIL that male rabbits, while going through puberty, can be extremely aggressive and destructive. Veterinarians do not recommend buying them young.

As it can be quite the hair raising experience.

America is currently being attacked by a big destructive mass that blows hot air everywhere

And hurricane Matthew is happening, too.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the destructive xanax jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working destructive stopwatch piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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