The Best 48 Destruction Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Destruction jokes. There are some destruction downfall jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these destruction warfare puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Destruction Jokes and Puns

How do we know Iran doesn't have weapons of mass destruction?

You can't destroy mass, silly.

LAPD Sent to Train Iraqi Police, Find Weapons of Mass Destruction

Within 2 months of being in Iraq to help train Iraqi Police recruits the LAPD sent the following message up to Army command:

It's over. We have weapons of mass destruction, need guidance on who we are supposed to find them on.

Edit* changed were to are

The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interim.

The Empire Strikes Back, they call it.

Did you hear about the guy who burnt down the Chinese restaurant?

He was charged with won ton destruction

^^*cue* ^^*groan*

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what happened to the cow when it jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction!

So one of my cows decided to try they old jump over a barb wire fence trick...

it was utter destruction.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

Destruction joke, Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

Udder Destruction.

I swear this joke is funnier in person.
Try it, trust me.
Panty dropper for sure.

Did you hear about the guy who smashed up a Chinese restaurant?

They put him in jail for wonton destruction.

Mike Tyson fires a nuke at his maths teacher.

It was a weapon of math destruction.
I'm so sorry.

What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

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The TSA just announced they're banning erasers on flights.

They're capable of math destruction.

Darth Vader...

Of all the things that Darth Vader lost when the Death Star blew up, it was the destruction of his George Michael box set that affected him most deeply.

He finds his lack of Faith disturbing.

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

A man was arrested for dumping Chinese food on his neighbor's computer

He was charged with wonton destruction of property

Destruction joke, A man was arrested for dumping Chinese food on his neighbor's computer

I just tore a dumpling in half

It was wonton destruction

I can never understand why Xenophobia is considered ignorant...

Given their immense potential for death and destruction, I personally find the fear of Xenomorphs to be perfectly sensible.

What's the key to destruction?


What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence ?

Utter destruction...

What international disaster occurred after someone dropped the Christmas dinner?

The downfall of Turkey, the overthrow of Greece and the destruction of China.

My grandfather was a World War 2 Vet

In a single day during the Battle of Britain he was responsible for the destruction of 8 German aircraft killing 32 German airmen.

Easily the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe had ever had.

Why is suicide illegal?

destruction of government property.

What happens to a sailboat in a category 5 hurricane?


I'll ~~see~~ sea myself out...

What happened when the cow jumped over the moon?

Udder destruction.

I'm sorry, I'll see myself out.

A man was arrested after running a red light and hitting a Chinese food delivery car.

He is charged with careless driving and wonton destruction.

Destruction joke, A man was arrested after running a red light and hitting a Chinese food delivery car.

What do you call it when someone blows up a Chinese restaurant?

Wonton destruction.

New name for weight loss pills

Pills of mass destruction!

The Russians developed a very powerful weapon of mass destruction.

Or as they call him, Agent Orange .

Wicked people in the Old Testament didn't drink milk

We know this because the wicked were always visited with utter destruction.

Did you hear about the Chinese restaurant that burned down?

Scenes of wonton destruction.

What do you call a grenade dropped in a church?

A weapon of mass destruction

Reporter: "Why did you attack Iraq in the 90s?"

Reporter: "Why did you attack Iraq in the 90s?"
USA: "Because we suspected that they had Weapons of Mass Destruction"
Reporter: "Why did you attack Syria now?"
USA: "Because we suspect they have Weapons of Mass Destruction"
Reporter: "Why didn't you attack North Korea then?"
USA: "Are you out of your mind? They really have Weapons of Mass Destruction"

My dad's puns are so bad, they could kill anyone who hears them.

He calls them his weapuns of mass destruction

*Destruction: 100*

Wife: I'm pregnant

Me: Hey pregnant, I'm dad

Wife: No you're not


Donald Trump says intelligence points to Covid-19's origins in a Chinese laboratory. Now, i'm not saying that it wasn't developed in a Chinese lab, and i'm not saying that his intelligence agency's could be wrong. But i do have one question - Have we found the Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq yet?

I was chopping up some leftover dumplings from my soup at a Chinese restaurant when suddenly it hit me...

I was engaging in acts of wonton destruction.

When lightnings struck the church, the insurance company refused to pay

Reason: Act of God, in other words, deliberate destruction by owner.

Today a large shipment of Chinese dumplings was thrown to the ground and smashed into crumbs by vandals who are unhappy with a change in the savory treat's recipe.

Local officials are said to be appalled by the wonton destruction.

Did u hear about the cow that jumped over a barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction

I hear they are calling the riots yesterday 'The Capitol Blizzard'

Makes Sense....
They caused lots of destruction,
Was full of snowflakes,
And a whole lot of White.

Last night my friend trashed a Chinese restaurant...

Told him I was horrified by his wonton destruction

What do you call the destruction of large acres of lands?

A massacre.

How did President Bush know that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction?

Well he kept the receipts.

Whats the difference between going to war with China and eating at a Chinese restaurant?

Wanton destruction vs Wonton consumption

Why is suicide illegal in China?

Destruction of government property

I purchased a humble potato gun the other day.

Turned out it was a weapon of mashed destruction.

What' the biggest threat to the Vatican?

Weapons of Mass destruction

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