The Best 6 Destruct Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Destruct jokes. There are some destruct demolition jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these destruct hawaiian puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Destruct Jokes and Puns

*Destruction: 100*

Wife: I'm pregnant

Me: Hey pregnant, I'm dad

Wife: No you're not

What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence.

I'll see myself out...

Imagine if our brains could self destruct.

It would be mind blowing...

What was the most destructive dinosaur of the prehistoric era?

*Tyrannosaurus Wrecks*

If ISIS were a Pokemon, which would they be?

Voltorb; they're always using self destruct


How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the destruct devastate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working destruct sitar piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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