Following is our collection of funny Destruct jokes. There are some destruct demolition jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these destruct hawaiian puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Wife: I'm pregnant
Me: Hey pregnant, I'm dad
Wife: No you're not
Activates its shelf destruct sequence.
I'll see myself out...
It would be mind blowing...
*Tyrannosaurus Wrecks*
Voltorb; they're always using self destruct
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the destruct devastate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working destruct sitar piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.