Destroys Jokes

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The Best jokes about Destroys

The government reveals their new logo today....

The government reveals their new logo today, on a black background sit a magnificent image of a condom.

I guess it makes sense, seeings as how a condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while being screwed.

North Korean submarine accidentally destroys another North Korean submarine

Woops, wrong sub

What's the difference between a mad engineer and a mad scientist?

The mad engineer builds an efficient, well-desined death ray and destroys the world in one blow.

The mad scientist builds his death ray and divides the world into three randomised groups: an experimental group to be killed, a control group to be spared and a group that is told they are dead to account for the placebo effect.

Lord of the Rings is symbolic of Marriage

One ring rules your life, it slowly destroys you, and sometimes, death seems easier than continuing on.

A superhero who destroys his victims with horrible innuendos

The PUNisher


Two house fires break out at noon on a Wednesday and destroys two families' homes. One family lives in a capitalist country and the other lives in a socialist country. Though the fires were nearly identical, only the family living in the socialist country dies in the fire...

Because in the capitalist country, the parents had jobs and the kids were in school.

An apartment building with three floors...

There is an apartment building with three floors. A different family lives on each floor. Floor one a black family. Floor two a Mexican family. Floor three a white family. Unfortunately a tornado destroys the apartment building at 2:00PM, leaving only one surviving family. Which family survived? The white family ofcourse because the kids were at school and their parents were at work.

It's double standards!!!!

When The Hulk goes off into a vicious rage and destroys everything, he's "Incredible."

But when I do it,

I'm, "an alcoholic."

It's been said gambling destroys lives

Well I dont know, it's brought me and my family closer together.

We now all live in a bedsit.

Why can't Ben Shapiro fly an airplane?

He always destroys the left wing.

What do babies and girlfriends have in common?

One brings amazing joy and the other destroys your life ( not saying what is what)


A massive earthquake destroys a town

It was the earth's fault

T cells

Killer T cells are where your immune system finds and destroys infected cells that have turned into virus-making factories.

Mr. T cells are where they pity the bacterial fools.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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