The Best 14 Destroyer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Destroyer jokes. There are some destroyer hms jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these destroyer destruct puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Destroyer Jokes and Puns

U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans rowing towards Texas. The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts:

Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "Gringo, we are invading the United States of
America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800's."

The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.

When the Captain finally catches his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last 4. The other 20 million are already there.

Why does the admiral of the navy put a destroyer everywhere his girlfriend hikes?

He warships the ground she walks on.

A U. S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California...

The captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and replies, "We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800s."

The entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter. When the captain was finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"

What is a naval destroyer?

A hula hoop with a nail in it.

There are 280 Navy personnel on a destroyer when they leave for a cruise. Not a single one comes back....

...just 140 couples.


An alcoholic therapist

Is a destroyer of demons and spirits.

I got my history and book reports confused.

No wonder why teachers wanted to know why it was titiled "King leopold II: Destroyer of 3rd world"

Destroyer joke, I got my history and book reports confused.

Why are blind people the only ones who can see Drax the Destroyer?

Because they see nothing.

What's big, grey and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

A star destroyer

TIL about the Marinas Incident, where an American Destroyer accidentally sank an American Submarine.

Oops, wrong sub.

TIL During navel combat, there is a formal callout for when a destroyer accidentally targets a friendly submarine.

Whoops, wrong sub

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There is a very fine line between being a Saviour or being a Destroyer

Take 911 for example

What do you call a gay Destroyer Droid?

A fruit roll-up.

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

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