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I always thought they were going to hit me, not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.
Search and Destroy.
You can't destroy mass, silly.
They pulled out all the stops
Is it in yet?
How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words?
I don't know.
The Oceania of time link most go to the future and the past and gather all the incarnations of link (skyward sword toon link and twilight princess) to destroy Ganon once and for all
after I destroy Uranus
There are only going to be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus
WASWAS.
Peer pressure
"There's only gonna be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus."
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Superheroes do not get in trouble when they destroy New York.
Because when they come they are always wet and uncontrollable, and when they disappear they take or destroy all your stuff
Because white people destroy everything.
The Pittsburgh Steelers
Did you know there will be 7 planets tomorrow?
Because I am going to destroy Uranus tonight.
Around $1.1 million. $100k to buy it, and $1 million to destroy it after ISIL captures it.
You still get to see the US destroy Japan, but there are fewer commercials!
'If I told you Voldemort hid a Horcrux in your sphincter would you let me destroy it? ;)'
Still single for now...
That there's only gonna be seven planets after I destroy Uranus.
Now proceed to level two where you have to destroy fifty Russian warplanes and fight off an invading ground force.
They're trying to destroy the evidence.
It takes hours to try to prove your point, but only one counterexample to destroy everything.
Much like my marriage.
All credits go to Larry Wilmore. ;)
Getting more WIFO will destroy your LIFO.
This make me a little conCERNed.
Eddit. The situation is accelerating if you know what I mean.
In Episode 3, he helped carry out Order 66 to kill all Jedi.
In Episode 4, he helped carry out Order 67 to destroy Alderaan.
In Episode 5, he helped carry out Order 68 to destroy rebel base on Hoth.
In Episode 6.... the Emperor was just too old and nasty for Vader to carry out Order 69.
She needed them to get in quick and destroy all the evidence.
Nonsense! No gay man would ever dream of destroying fabric.
Because you're breaking wind.
You destroy all of the vodka then they'll be to sober to shoot straight.
They can't eat meat, but they can just destroy a fish's home for a glass of water?
7, after I destroy Uranus.
The UK edged ahead with Brexit, but the US just played their trump card.
It's illegal to destroy government property.
Zero, they didn't screw the last lightbulb that went off
You blow our two towers and then we destroy your pentagon
we should just send all the metal drummers there.
Guy: How many planets are there?
Girl: 8
Guy: Wrong, 7 after I destroy uranus
As a part of my vow of non-violins.
You ask "what rights do men have that women don't?"
By using instruments of mass-destruction
And I said. "Eight"
And he said, "Nope, only 7, after I destroy Uranus tonight."
But toucan
He tried to destroy the ring.
Depends on how old Ling is, if Ling were an adult she would destroy Anakin, but Anakin would kill a young Ling.
But if the voice tells you to create them instead, you might be Moses.
Nietzsche
He's going to lure him into the crypt tonight.
Even though I'm unemployed and recently got evicted, I could still destroy Stephen Hawking in a 100m dash.
He wanted to raze the bar...
A mad scientist would never destroy the world.
...Half the world maybe. That would be enough to have a control group.
You have my Word.
It was an act of won ton destruction.
After going through a brutal divorce, a woman decides to get revenge. She goes to get ex's house, and proceeds to destroy each and every one of his guitars. When she gets to court, the judge asks her;
"First offender?"
She replies; "No. First a Gibson, then a Fender."
There are 27 different pegs for gender and only four squares: Debt, Rent, Destroy an Industry, and early Death from lack of healthcare.
Rubble scum.
split them into groups and teach them different religions.
Him: "No, because it's too much like doing laundry."
Aliens: "what's changed in the last 3000 years?"
Humans: "well, we were worshipping cats, drinking beer, and smoking weed... and then we made it to developing technology that can destroy this entire planet, and pretty soon we'll have unlimited energy from that tech."
Aliens: "Impressive. Good thing you stopped worshipping cats, drinking beer, and smoking weed."
Humans:
There were two brothers that happened to be boll weavels. One brother desired more than just to destroy crops and learned to play guitar. He got so good, he became a successful country music star.
His brother just stayed home and slept. You could say he was the lesser of two weavels.
After tonight there are going to be 7 planets because I am going to destroy Uranus.
Yo Momma so fat it took Thanos 2 Snaps to destroy her.
At first they make you wet, then the destroy your life and then take your house and car.
Trump replies, No way, that's my job. I won't have another asian stealing an American job.
And yet women are allowed to just roam around.
I would destroy my work too if I made a whole existence and still be a virgin
You put some paper on it
Put her in a room with another one.
Your desire to live too.
The police are now charging me with a 'heat and run' incident.
Vi Kings
He would destroy the left wing.
Why the Albanian submarines resurface every 2 minutes? So the rowers can breath.
How do you destroy an Albanian tank? You shot the guy that pushes it.
Why did the Albanians lost the war? The archer was sick.
The Albanians managed to releases on market their fist computer, it's keyboard has 2 buttons: if you pres the first one nothing happens and the second one cancels the command
They're both movies about going to a mountain to destroy someone's ring.
... and now he can destroy half the NFL with one snap
e.g. "Sarah, I'm gay"
Because *I'm going* to *destroy* Uranus
Because without that, what else is there to destroy?
Because im about to destroy Uranus.
'Cause they served him left wings.
Because, without that, what's to destroy?
You know there are 8 planets in the solar system but soon there'll be only 7 after I destroy Uranus
Because it's a-door-rubble.
You might be a redneck
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