Destitution Jokes
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What do you call a jobless and homeless p**...?
A Destitute.
Why should you never fight a destitute man who used to live in the capital of Haute-Garonne?
Because he has nothing, left Toulouse.
The saudi king was walking in the streets, dressed as a commoner to check up on his subjects
He found a destitute man, whose toes were coming out of his shoes.
The king was surprised by what he saw, and walked to the man and asked ''why are your toes coming out of your shoes?''
The man replied '' my feet have out grown my shoes, and i don't have any money to buy a new pair.''
The king's eyes teard up, till his beard became soaking wet
And he quickly ran his bone saw and cut the man toes, and told him now they fit the shoes.
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