Destiny Jokes

35 destiny jokes and hilarious destiny puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about destiny that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Destiny Short Jokes

Short destiny jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The destiny humour may include short fate jokes also.

  1. I like to think I'm a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. But when she's not working I give it to Destiny.
  2. My girlfriend texted me that the relationship cannot continue because I played too much video games. Looks like it was my Destiny 2 break up with her.
  3. If I ever win the lottery I'll give some of the money to charity. .....And if she isn't dancing that night I'll give some Destiny
  4. I'm a good man. I give about 50% of my earnings to Charity. Except for when she's not working…Then I give it to Destiny.
  5. It doesn't matter how badly you want to, you just can't fight Destiny... Because then you'd have to fight the bouncers and the other strippers too.
  6. If I ever win the lottery Im giving all my money to charity If shes not dancing that night Im giving it all to Destiny
  7. I once heard a story of a man who played Destiny, trying to get the greatest boots of all time, named The Dubstep Grieves. He died waiting for the drop.
  8. How many Jedi does it take to screw in a hallway lightbulb? None, because once you start down the dark path forever will it dominate your destiny.
  9. The stripper's parents didn't have faith that their daughter would go on to do something better... They just didn't believe in destiny.
  10. You can't fight destiny Well you can, but then you're going to have to fight the bouncers and probably all the other strippers too.

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Destiny One Liners

Which destiny one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with destiny? I can suggest the ones about journey and desire.

  1. I met my current girlfriend at a midnight game release It was destiny
  2. I've got a date with destiny And for 50$ an hour, not bad.
  3. Why didn't Bungie stick with halo? Because it wasn't their Destiny.
  4. I didn't have a problem with the Destiny 2 story. Because I skipped most of it.
  5. What did the Soviets call the spread of communism? Manifesto destiny
  6. Dread it.... Run from it... Destiny still arrives Unlike that line.
  7. What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game? They manifest Destiny
  8. Destiny 2 didnt just died... It got WarFramed
  9. It's fate that Bungee releases the sequel to their sci-fi shooter MMO. It's Destiny, 2.
  10. God Doesn't want any of my coats to have sleeves... I call it Man-in-a-vest destiny
  11. What do you call an American communist? Manifesto Destiny
  12. [Destiny] Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes? Twilight Gap
    *badum tsss*
  13. Destiny crota raid dead traveler?
  14. What do you call two soul mates reincarnated as Boeing parts? Manifold destiny

Destiny 2 Jokes

Here is a list of funny destiny 2 jokes and even better destiny 2 puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Getting out of bed I felt like Destiny 2 this morning getting out of bed. I crashed when my character loaded.

Destiny Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny destiny name jokes and even better destiny name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I once had a woman tell me it's destiny. That was the last time I asked a stripper her name.
  • I used to believe in things like faith and destiny... ...then I realized those are just stripper names.
Destiny joke, I used to believe in things like faith and destiny...

The Funniest Destiny Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about destiny you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ambition jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make destiny pranks.

You can't fight Destiny, because if you try

Then you will have to fight the bouncers and the rest of the strippers too.

"Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives"

This is what future dads will be saying when they break out the belt after seeing their kids report card

Destiny joke, What did the Soviets call the spread of communism?