The Best 5 Destinations Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Destinations jokes. There are some destinations tourist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these destinations tourism puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Destinations Jokes and Puns

I wish lucid dreaming was more controllable

Not the duration of lucid dreaming but the destinations I visit. I'm tired of going to McDonalds at 2am

Two blondes are at a saloon

They decide to plan a trip. They are talking about different destinations.

They finalize it to FL or the moon.

First says: what's closer
Second says: The moon of course.
First says: really??
Second says: yah, you can see the moon.

People in wheelchairs

Today my friend was telling me all about how he works helping people in wheelchairs move around, moving them from one place to the other, and helping them get to their destinations.

It was a moving story.

Do you ever wonder what happens to your luggage once you checked it in?

So does British Airways.

160 Destinations, Over 90 Countries Worldwide.

Could be in any one of them.

Call for Free to International Destinations (USA, India, China, Australia, UK) with

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the destinations wessex puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working destinations honeymoon piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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