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*Destruction: 100*
Wife: I'm pregnant
Me: Hey pregnant, I'm dad
Wife: No you're not
Why did you destroy that u**... cake?
Peer pressure
If you want to destroy science, you are a fundamentalist; if you want to destroy spiritual theology, you are a scientist; if you want to destroy both, you are
Nietzsche
Why is a destroyed entrance cute?
Because it's a-door-rubble.
How do you destroy the great China wall?
You put some paper on it
What do you get when you destroy a Rebel ship?
Rubble s**....
I destroyed a bag of leftover Chinese food
It was an act of won ton destruction.
I like to de-stress by listening to U2 and pretending there's no guitars.
I find it really takes the edge off.
What was the most destructive dinosaur of the prehistoric era?
*Tyrannosaurus Wrecks*
I destroy every string instrument I find...
As a part of my vow of non-violins.
If we really want to destroy china,
we should just send all the metal drummers there.
How do you destroy a feminist in a debate?
You ask "what rights do men have that women don't?"
I destroyed all the air conditioners at work and escaped.
The police are now charging me with a 'heat and run' incident.
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