The Best 17 Dest Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Dest jokes. There are some dest destiny jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 Funniest Dest Jokes and Puns
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Wife: I'm pregnant
Me: Hey pregnant, I'm dad
Wife: No you're not
Why did you destroy that urinal cake?
Peer pressure
If you want to destroy science, you are a fundamentalist; if you want to destroy spiritual theology, you are a scientist; if you want to destroy both, you are
Nietzsche
Why is a destroyed entrance cute?
Because it's a-door-rubble.
How do you destroy the great China wall?
You put some paper on it
What do you get when you destroy a Rebel ship?
Rubble scum.
I destroyed a bag of leftover Chinese food
It was an act of won ton destruction.
I like to de-stress by listening to U2 and pretending there's no guitars.
I find it really takes the edge off.
What was the most destructive dinosaur of the prehistoric era?
*Tyrannosaurus Wrecks*
I destroy every string instrument I find...
As a part of my vow of non-violins.
If we really want to destroy china,
we should just send all the metal drummers there.
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How do you destroy a feminist in a debate?
You ask "what rights do men have that women don't?"
I destroyed all the air conditioners at work and escaped.
The police are now charging me with a 'heat and run' incident.
How do you destroy one of the many materialistic, boring and vapid white girl bots?
Put her in a room with another one.
What happens when you destroy a bunch of self important people's self esteem?
You're destroying the egosystem.
You should destroy mRNA
...because it copies you.
I am sorry.
I'm at a destination wedding, need help!
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