The Best 28 Desserts Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Desserts jokes. There are some desserts sweets jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these desserts bullfight puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Desserts Jokes and Puns

What do you get if you eat 3.14 desserts?

You probably get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

Not on my cake day!

Donald Trump's menu from Walter Reed has been leaked

He's eating just desserts

There was once a pastry competition...

Many bakers submitted their desserts to the contest, but the judges were torn between two Italian chefs' pastries.

They said to the chefs, "We would love for both of you to win... *But there cannoli be one."*

Desserts joke, There was once a pastry competition...

It turns out that Bill Cosby was actually drugging his dates' desserts, not their drinks.

The proof is in the pudding.

Planck's constant walks into a bar...

Planck's constant walks into a bar and orders dessert.

The bartender is a little surprised by this, but happens to have a couple desserts on hand.

"I can't decide," says Planck's constant. "Whenever I walk into a bar I feel divided by two pies."


What does a death row inmate get after their last meal?

Their just desserts.

My Spanish wife always warned me about driving with her desserts between the front seats, but I never listened

Then one day the shift hit the flan

Desserts joke, My Spanish wife always warned me about driving with her desserts between the front seats, but I neve

Officials recently stated that inmates on death row will no longer be granted a final meal

Just desserts.

Donald and Melania Trump walk into a restaurant

They sit at a table and peruse the menu, and the waiter comes over.

Good afternoon, can I take your order please?

Can I have the chocolate fudge dessert, and Melania will have the sorbet

Just desserts Mr President?

Yes, Just Desserts

Just what is it that makes Italian desserts so appealing?

One cannoli guess.

Trump doesnt like desserts

Really? I dont believe you.

Yes, he doesn't like Macrons, whether you believe me or not its trudeau.

You can explore desserts meals reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean desserts cheesecake dad jokes. There are also desserts puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


My dad fell on some cake yesterday. He said the most dad joke ever.

"Desserts on me, everybody."

What kind of food do you serve at a karma party?

Just desserts.

Apparently Bill Cosby is getting pudding with his first meal in prison.

Good! He's finally receiving his just desserts.

What happened to the convict on death row who ordered only an ice cream sunday as his last meal?

He got his just desserts

Batman opened a restaurant...

But he's serving just desserts.

Desserts joke, Batman opened a restaurant...

I like my desserts like I like my women:

without nuts.

I'm not sure where to report this, but someone broke into my house during the lockdown and replaced all my pants, with smaller pants. Every single pair. I'm not sure what kind of sicko gets off on this...

But you need to take a good long look in the mirror, cuz you're going to get your just desserts, weight and see buddy I'm on the look out for you.

As I sit here eating my Pi day pie, I'm looking forward to also celebrating Tau day.

Then my desserts will have come full circle.


What do you call your buddies who hang out with you while you eat Mexican desserts?

Your Flan-tourage.

Yo mama so fat

She commits crimes to get her just desserts!

I was so rude to a waiter that he refused to serve me until the final course...

I suppose that's just desserts.

Bill Cosby was given pudding on his first night in prison.

I guess he got his just desserts.

Did you hear about the rat in Jamaica who went around stealing desserts wherever he went?

He was a pie-rat of the Carribean

Why do people eat pastries and sweets when they are stressed?

Because desserts are stressed spelt backwards.

I'm thinking about starting a revenge themed ice cream parlour...

I'm going to call it, "Just Desserts"

Thoughts?

I was visiting a desserts factory last week when my girlfriend fell into the gelato machine

Now she's sore bae.

Did you hear what happened to the guy that only ate cake?

He got his just desserts.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the desserts crumby jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working desserts gateau piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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