Following is our collection of Dessert jokes which are very funny. There are some dessert casserole jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dessert sherbert puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?
Yellow Cake
and it was delicious.
A young couple adopt a German baby. He was perfectly normal except for the fact he never spoke, not even a word.
One day aged five while the family were having dessert he suddenly says, "This strudel is tepid."
His parents are completely amazed. "Hans you can talk! Why haven't you spoken before now?"
The boy turned to the parents and slowly replies, "Until now, everything has been satisfactory."
One day a penguin decides to go to a party. He dresses in his usual tuxedo, and then drives over to the mansion. He eats his dinner and then it was time for dessert. Ice cream, the penguin's favorite! The penguin laps up the ice cream getting it all over his beak and face feathers. On his drive home his car breaks down and he calls for a tow. After the mechanic inspects the car he proceeds to tell the penguin "You blew a seal". To which the penguin replies "No, it's ice cream"
Impeach Cobbler
I would never dessert you.
After enjoying his meal, the waiter asks Descartes if he would like any dessert. Politely, he responds, "I think not," then immediately disappears.
SYNONYM ROLLS!
Boo-meringue
Big Apple Crumble.
Wedding cake
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Cake Cake Cake
Senpai
Senpie.
Propheteroles
Allah mode
Only one cannoli.
flavored ices
And I was like: hey get out of my ice cream cake, you camels.
Petit Filous
(Credit goes to my ex wife for this one).
apple turnover
and goes towards the waiter at the front desk.
"What's to do around here?" asked the man.
"Well we have the Dinner Line," replied the waiter. "and we also have the Dessert Line.
"
The man looks around the room, confused, so he asks the waiter,
"Where's the Punch Line?"
"It's gone."
Joint custardy
I'm making a pound cake for dessert
please leave me one of your incredible cupcakes.
She replied..."I won't dessert you."
1) Check spelling.
2) If correct, enjoy.
It was an under covers pie.
Tear in me shoe.
Planck's constant walks into a bar and orders dessert.
The bartender is a little surprised by this, but happens to have a couple desserts on hand.
"I can't decide," says Planck's constant. "Whenever I walk into a bar I feel divided by two pies."
A Meringueutan
Wedding Cake.
an Easter Sundae
I believe this is an excellent example of brownie in motion.
Lady fingers
Whipped cream pie.
A tip
Walks through the dessert
"You will have a weak dessert"
Baked goods
but there was someone there to write about it
Ajit Pai
Because it was already stuffed, guys!
Raspberry pi.
It's my fault really. I shouldn't have had a slice of the Ajit Pai.
*coooooo*
*kieeeee*
Pavlova.
...they served a pretty good Apple pie A-llah-mode.
Veterans day Bowe Bergdahl walks into an Applebees in his uniform.
Eats a hearty dinner, and is satisfied with it. Afterwards, the waitress comes over and asks. "Dessert sir?"
Bergdahl replies: "Already did"
Cantaloupe.
He'll dessert you!
Jesus: Judas, I need you to go to each and every one of my disciples and tell them to meet me here for supper. Also, stop by the market and get some fish, vegetables, and a dessert. When you've come back and are done cooking, set up the table and our best plates.
Later that evening, while everyone is enjoying their food, Jesus begains in a somber tone, "One of you will betray me -
Judas: "Why do I have to do everything around here?!"
Sorbet
Kek
Pound cake
One is ice cream and the other is a sore bae.
Into custard-y!
Because they're always stuffed.
The defendant is clearly guilty, but the investigators struggle to find the murder weapon to properly incriminate him. Where could it possibly have been hidden? The lead investigator is at a loss, when one day he suddenly jumps from his desk as it comes to him.
The proof is in the pudding!
Because how can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?
without nuts.
Meringueutan
A boy was at a church dinner. They approached the fruit table. A nun, who was refilling the apple tray, instructed them, "We need to feed many people, so be nice and take only one. Remember, God is watching." He took one apple and moved along.
When he got to the dessert table, he took as many cookies as he could put on his plate. When a nun asked why he was doing that, he said, "Don't worry, God is busy watching the apples."
A Profiterole
Peach pie.
They called it a Deconstructed Tart.
Only one Cannoli
A boomeringue.
It was quite off pudding.
Coconut cream pie
He got what he dessert.
and then never talk about the main course or the dessert.
Turns out that in-prison mint isn't as bad as I expected.
What is a Jedi's Favourite Italian dessert...
OBI WAN CANOLI
It was the icing on the cake.
I guess just i'll dessert it
Fire hot on the outside, but ice cold on the inside. I should have just said sweet.
Lemon Morangutan Pie.
I'm sorry.
She took custardy of the kids.
We shared the dessert.
Birthday Cake
"Can I ask you something?" I said.
"Certainly," he replied.
I said, "Why did you just eat my food?"
I said, "Why did you just eat my food ?"
Cake cake cake!
They sit at a table and peruse the menu, and the waiter comes over.
Good afternoon, can I take your order please?
Can I have the chocolate fudge dessert, and Melania will have the sorbet
Just desserts Mr President?
Yes, Just Desserts
Sir, you did say "Apple pie and step on it!"
...I would never dessert you.
Pump-kin pie.
Plumb Jamb
Because you won't have mushroom left for dessert.
Why was the snow yellow?
Because Elsa let it go!
I am a waiter and I have regular family every week on Monday. I exchange jokes with the youngest boy and he always wins free dessert. This week however he won a free meal for the whole family. I laughed til I made yellow snow
Edit. Did not know it was my cake day! I think this is my first joke post. Just wanted to share.
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