Dessert Jokes

• Short Dessert Jokes
• Dessert One Liners
• Dessert Day Jokes
• Dessert Food Jokes
• Rude Dessert Jokes
• More Dessert Jokes

Funniest Dessert Short Jokes

Short dessert jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dessert humour may include short desert jokes also.

1. I can't remember the name of that Italian dessert where you pour espresso over ice cream. I asked my Italian friend, but he couldn't remember either.
2. What do you get if you eat 3.14 desserts? You probably get Fat.
   What? were you expecting a pi joke?
   Not on my cake day!
3. What's the difference between a cold dessert and an injured girlfriend? One is ice cream and the other is a sore bae.
4. A private goes AWOL from the Army to follow his calling as a pastry chef, but gets caught and arrested. He was eventually court-martialed and sentenced to five years in prison for being a desserter.
5. There's a lot of bad jokes. Especially the one about the dessert thief That one really takes the cake
6. Nobody will upvote a cake joke on my cake day. I feel desserted
   Shoutout to u/sse2k for letting me repost this joke.
7. Reddit, no matter how much I love cake... ...I would never dessert you.
8. So Decartes goes to a restaurant for dinner... After enjoying his meal, the waiter asks Descartes if he would like any dessert. Politely, he responds, "I think not," then immediately disappears.
9. What do Women's Studies majors like after dessert? A tip
10. Here are two steps to take if you are ever stuck on a desserted island. Step 1: Check spelling.
    Step 2: If correct, enjoy.

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Dessert One Liners

Which dessert one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dessert? I can suggest the ones about pastry and appetizer.

1. Nobody will upvote a cake joke on my cake day. Feeling desserted.
2. Nobody will upvote a cake joke in my birthday I feel desserted
3. nobody seems to upvote a cake joke on cakeday anymore Feeling desserted
4. What happens when you don't get any upvotes on your cake day.... You feel desserted.
5. Nobody upvotes a cake joke on cake days anymore Feeling desserted
6. It's my cake day and no one cares I feel caked…pied….I mean desserted
7. Nobody upvotes cake day jokes anymore I feel like I've been desserted
8. What kind of dessert makes women gain the most weight? Wedding Cake.
9. What does a Jedi on a budget eat for dessert? Only one Cannoli
10. Sigh, nobody will upvote a cake joke on my birthday I feel so desserted.
11. A man is stranded on a dessert island and it was delicious.
12. People never like my cake day jokes I feel desserted
13. What's a snowman's favorite winter solstice dessert? "Frost"-ed cupcakes!
14. How much dessert does a dieting Jedi eat at an Italian restaurant? Only one cannoli.
15. Donald Trump's menu from Walter Reed has been leaked He's eating just desserts

Dessert Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny dessert day jokes and even better dessert day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Nobody cares that today is my cake day... I feel desserted...
• Butter get some upvotes on cake day.. Or I'll feel desserted!
• No one told me happy cake day... I feel desserted.
• I can't think of a single good thing to post on my cake day. I guess I'll just have to dessert my karma farming plans.
• My Spanish wife always warned me about driving with her desserts between the front seats, but I never listened Then one day the shift hit the flan
• Nobody will upvote a cake joke in my birthday I feel desserted.
  Happy cake day to me :)
• As I sit here eating my pi day pie, I'm looking forward to also celebrating Tau day. Then my desserts will have come full circle.
• My favourite part of the bible Was when Jesus went out into the dessert for 40 days and 40 nights by himself... but there was someone there to write about it
• I was having the worst possible day. To cap it off my baker s**... up the topping of my birthday dessert! It was the icing on the cake.
• The other day my dessert looked like it was u**... me with it's eyes... It was a total crêpe.

Dessert Food Jokes

Here is a list of funny dessert food jokes and even better dessert food puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Refusing dessert after eating Chinese food... Will cost you a fortune.
• What kind of food do you serve at a karma party? Just desserts.
• I just had dessert after my Chinese food, but there was no paper in my cookie. That's unfortunate.
• Waiter: "Do you want any dessert?"
  Teddy Bear: "No Thanks. I'm Stuffed!"
• I hear the food in prison is amazing... It's just desserts
• After finishing my meal, the waiter gave me the dessert menu. "Can I ask you something?" I said.
  ​
  "Certainly," he replied.
  ​
  I said, "Why did you just e**... food?"
• After finishing my meal, the waiter gave me the dessert menu. I said, "Why did you just e**... food ?"

Rude Dessert Jokes

Here is a list of funny rude dessert jokes and even better rude dessert puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was so rude to a waiter that he refused to serve me until the final course... I suppose that's just desserts.

Hilarious Fun Dessert Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about dessert you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pudding jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dessert pranks.