Dessert Food Jokes
9 dessert food jokes and hilarious dessert food puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dessert food that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Dessert Food Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good dessert food joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
After finishing my meal, the waiter gave me the dessert menu.
"Can I ask you something?" I said.
"Certainly," he replied.
I said, "Why did you just e**... food?"
An American white guy visits India.
Wanting to get a more authentic experience, he goes to an Indian restaurant and tells them to serve him their specials, no questions asked. After eating a few bites, he calls the waiter and says, "Hey, this is brilliant food, but I just have a tiny request. This is a tad bit too spicy for my taste, so could you please ask the chef to make my food less spicy than this please?"
The waiter perplexed, looks at the man and says "Sir,
....this is dessert"
After finishing my meal, the waiter gave me the dessert menu.
I said, "Why did you just e**... food ?"
Refusing dessert after eating Chinese food...
Will cost you a fortune.
Jesus is preparing for the Last Supper...
Jesus: Judas, I need you to go to each and every one of my disciples and tell them to meet me here for supper. Also, stop by the market and get some fish, vegetables, and a dessert. When you've come back and are done cooking, set up the table and our best plates.
Later that evening, while everyone is enjoying their food, Jesus begains in a somber tone, "One of you will betray me -
Judas: "Why do I have to do everything around here?!"
What kind of food do you serve at a karma party?
Just desserts.
I just had dessert after my Chinese food, but there was no paper in my cookie.
That's unfortunate.
Waiter: "Do you want any dessert?"
Teddy Bear: "No Thanks. I'm Stuffed!"
Bro how do you manage your stress
Bob: Mike, I've a personal question. How do you manage the stress that comes with this work.
Mike: Bob that's very simple. When I reach home, I take my wife to a nice fine dining. I get her a nice bottle of wine, good food and amazing dessert. After that, my wife gives me so much pleasure in the bed, which takes the stress out.
Next day Mike asks Bob: what's up with your black eye.
Bob: I got punched following your suggestion.
Mike: really? What happened?
Bob: Your wife is not as good as you said. She is just evil.
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