Dessert Day Jokes
38 dessert day jokes and hilarious dessert day puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about dessert day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Dessert Day Short Jokes
Short dessert day jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dessert day humour may include short dessert jokes also.
- What do you get if you eat 3.14 desserts? You probably get Fat.
What? were you expecting a pi joke?
Not on my cake day! - Nobody will upvote a cake joke on my cake day. I feel desserted
Shoutout to u/sse2k for letting me repost this joke. - I can't think of a single good thing to post on my cake day. I guess I'll just have to dessert my karma farming plans.
- My Spanish wife always warned me about driving with her desserts between the front seats, but I never listened Then one day the shift hit the flan
- As I sit here eating my pi day pie, I'm looking forward to also celebrating Tau day. Then my desserts will have come full circle.
- My favourite part of the bible Was when Jesus went out into the dessert for 40 days and 40 nights by himself... but there was someone there to write about it
- I was having the worst possible day. To cap it off my baker s**... up the topping of my birthday dessert! It was the icing on the cake.
- The other day my dessert looked like it was u**... me with it's eyes... It was a total crêpe.
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Dessert Day One Liners
Which dessert day one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dessert day? I can suggest the ones about pancake day and kiss day.
- Nobody will upvote a cake joke on my cake day. Feeling desserted.
- What happens when you don't get any upvotes on your cake day.... You feel desserted.
- Nobody upvotes a cake joke on cake days anymore Feeling desserted
- It's my cake day and no one cares I feel caked…pied….I mean desserted
- Nobody upvotes cake day jokes anymore I feel like I've been desserted
- People never like my cake day jokes I feel desserted
- Nobody cares that today is my cake day... I feel desserted...
- Butter get some upvotes on cake day.. Or I'll feel desserted!
- No one told me happy cake day... I feel desserted.
- Nobody will upvote a cake joke in my birthday I feel desserted.
Happy cake day to me :)
Dessert Day Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about dessert day you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean teacher day jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dessert day pranks.
Told to me by a six year old.
Why was the snow yellow?
Because Elsa let it go!
I am a waiter and I have regular family every week on Monday. I exchange jokes with the youngest boy and he always wins free dessert. This week however he won a free meal for the whole family. I laughed til I made yellow snow
Edit. Did not know it was my cake day! I think this is my first joke post. Just wanted to share.
A young couple adopt a German baby.
A young couple adopt a German baby. He was perfectly normal except for the fact he never spoke, not even a word.
One day aged five while the family were having dessert he suddenly says, "This strudel is tepid."
His parents are completely amazed. "Hans you can talk! Why haven't you spoken before now?"
The boy turned to the parents and slowly replies, "Until now, everything has been satisfactory."
Two cowboys are lost in the dessert,
They haven't eaten in days and are close to death. Suddenly one see a tree covered in bacon. 'We're saved' he cry's 'a bacon tree.' and he runs towards it. He is shot to death.
It wasn't a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.
I wrote this joke
Veterans day Bowe Bergdahl walks into an Applebees in his uniform.
Eats a hearty dinner, and is satisfied with it. Afterwards, the waitress comes over and asks. "Dessert sir?"
Bergdahl replies: "Already did"
Watched a cooking show the other day and the dessert they served was quite unsettling. It consisted of a female p**... that had been hung, drawn and quartered...
They called it a Deconstructed Tart.
A man is murdered in a dessert factory.
The defendant is clearly guilty, but the investigators struggle to find the m**... weapon to properly incriminate him. Where could it possibly have been hidden? The lead investigator is at a loss, when one day he suddenly jumps from his desk as it comes to him.
The proof is in the pudding!
Penguin
One day a penguin decides to go to a party. He dresses in his usual tuxedo, and then drives over to the mansion. He eats his dinner and then it was time for dessert. Ice cream, the penguin's favorite! The penguin laps up the ice cream getting it all over his beak and face feathers. On his drive home his car breaks down and he calls for a tow. After the mechanic inspects the car he proceeds to tell the penguin "You blew a seal". To which the penguin replies "No, it's ice cream"
A woman once had a blind date with a chameleon
Their mutual friends had decided to set them up. She was sure it was a good idea, and this particular chameleon was known to be quite a charmer in their circle.
On that fateful day, at the restaurant, the charming chameleon and her were having a swimmingly good date.
Feeling impulsive, while eating dessert, the woman said, "You know, we're having such a great time and it's been long since I've had such a good first date. How about we head back to my place for a nightcap?"
The chameleon shook his head vigorously and suddenly turned a deep yellow tinge.
Embarrassed, he said, "Sorry about that, I have a reptile dysfunction."
Bro how do you manage your stress
Bob: Mike, I've a personal question. How do you manage the stress that comes with this work.
Mike: Bob that's very simple. When I reach home, I take my wife to a nice fine dining. I get her a nice bottle of wine, good food and amazing dessert. After that, my wife gives me so much pleasure in the bed, which takes the stress out.
Next day Mike asks Bob: what's up with your black eye.
Bob: I got punched following your suggestion.
Mike: really? What happened?
Bob: Your wife is not as good as you said. She is just evil.
The thermos. [Long]
A guy (MAN A) walks into a diner, sits down, and pulls a thermos from his backpack. Across the room, a man at the counter, (MAN B) noticed the man.
MAN B: "Hey you! What you got there?"
MAN A: "It's called a thermos, it keeps hot stuff hot, and cold stuff cold!"
MAN B: "Wow! I gotta get me one of those!!!"
The next day, the same to men, (A and B) walk into the same diner.
MAN B: "Hey look! I picked me up one of those thermos things!"
MAN A: "Great! What did you bring for lunch?"
MAN B: "2 hotdogs and a popsicle for dessert!"
