The Best 5 Despot Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Despot jokes. There are some despot tyrannical jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these despot potatoes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Despot Jokes and Puns

What do you call a home improvement store for tyrannical leaders?

Home Despot.

How do you find a dictator on a map?

X marks despot.

What do you call a Chinese despot who squeaks when he opens his mouth

Mousey Tongue

Where do you go to start your empire?

The home despot

After a long day of work, Vladimir Putin was at a local massage parlor

After he was finished he said, "Man, that really hit de-spot."


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the despot wun jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working despot territories piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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