The Best 3 Despondent Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Despondent jokes. There are some despondent dismal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these despondent lima puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Despondent Jokes and Puns

Pedro reaches the doctor's clinic

Pedro reaches the doctor's clinic looking very despondent.

Doc: What're you here for?

Pedro: The vasectomy camp.

Dr: Oh ok. How many kids do you have?

Pedro: None. I am not even married !!

Dr (shocked): Then why do you want a vasectomy?

Pedro: Every man in the village got it done over the last few years. Now whenever their wives conceive, they come and beat me up !!!

Bar jokes

At a party for functions, ex is at the bar looking despondent. The barman says: "Why don't you go and integrate?" To which ex replies: "It would not make any difference."

A blonde comes back from the golf course, she's despondent. It had been a horrible game.

"What was wrong?"

"I *scratched* . . . ON EVERY HOLE!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the despondent ethereal jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working despondent glum piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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