Despise Jokes

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Funniest Despise Short Jokes

Short despise jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The despise humour may include short hates jokes also.

1. I despise when homeless people shake their coin cups at me. Look, I get it. You have more money than me. No need to rub it in my face.
2. What do you call it when someone despises people from both louisiana AND Texas? Being allergic to latex
3. There are two types of people I despise in this world... 1) Those who put animal names into words.
   2) Hippocrites.
4. Why are pulleys despised by all other simple machines? The have to be the center of a tension.
5. Did you hear about the Chinese super gangster that died and whom everyone despised? He was unbereavable.
6. I went on a blind date with a recovering alcoholic and as the night wore on I really came to despise her.. I listened to that little voice in the back of my head and decided to give her a shot.
7. Nickname What nickname did Gus get that he liked at first but came to despise even though everyone said the it'd grow on him?
   Fun.
8. a train conductor, notorious for being mean and despised, makes his daily call for passengers, all of which hate him all abhorred! he shouts
9. Hades is a like a Highschool Football Player Hades was able to secure a pretty girl, trick her to eat swallowing his seeds, and now she has to live with him, all while her mother despises him.
10. Why do the French despise Americans? Because we can't make croissants as well as they can.

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Despise One Liners

Which despise one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with despise? I can suggest the ones about disliked and hating.

1. Is it bad to hate a certain race? Because I despise the 100 meter
2. What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise? A country.
3. Why did the doctor despise his nurse? She was always testing his patients.
4. Bill Clinton probably loves Hillary for the same reason I despise her. Her mouth. :O
5. I like to say you're in my prayers to people I despise... Did I mention I'm an atheist?
6. I hate walls and I absolutely despise floors. But I'm a big ceiling fan.
7. My gay friend really despises of fruit He cannot stand the sight of a mango.
8. There are types of people I despise... Racists, Hypocrites and Jews
9. Whats worse to do for yelp users than despise them? De-spice their food
10. I absolutely despise double-standards... Except when it's me, then it's okay.
11. Animal Crackers... ... despised by gluten-free people and vegans
12. What country most despises cars that run on gasoline? Mad-at-gas-cars!
13. I despise h**.... That's why I love his killer.
14. Why didn't h**... like his flavoured water? He absolutely despises Jews.

Comedy Despise Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about despise you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spite jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make despise pranks.