The Best 16 Despise Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Despise jokes. There are some despise homophobia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these despise contempt puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Despise Jokes and Puns

Is it bad to hate a certain race?

Because I despise the 100 meter

I despise when homeless people shake their coin cups at me.

Look, I get it. You have more money than me. No need to rub it in my face.

What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise?

A country.

Despise joke, What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise?

Why did the doctor despise his nurse?

She was always testing his patients.

Bill Clinton probably loves Hillary for the same reason I despise her.

Her mouth. :O


There are two types of people I despise in this world...

1) Those who put animal names into words.
2) Hippocrites.

I like to say you're in my prayers to people I despise...

Did I mention I'm an atheist?

Despise joke, I like to say  you're in my prayers  to people I despise...

I hate walls and I absolutely despise floors.

But I'm a big ceiling fan.

There are types of people I despise...

Racists, Hypocrites and Jews

What do multiculturalism and the movie Jaws have in common?

They both made Americans despise great whites!

Whats worse to do for yelp users than despise them?

De-spice their food

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I despise Hitler.

That's why I love his killer.

I absolutely despise double-standards...

Except when it's me, then it's okay.

I despise dairy-free milk, lactose-free milk or any kind of sissy milk out there

I only drink men's milk

I went on a blind date with a recovering alcoholic and as the night wore on I really came to despise her..

I listened to that little voice in the back of my head and decided to give her a shot.

Nickname

What nickname did Gus get that he liked at first but came to despise even though everyone said the it'd grow on him?

Fun.

Despise joke, Nickname

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the despise inspire jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working despise abhor piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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