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If life was like middle school
Judge: In all my years on the bench, I have never seen a more despicable criminal. You robbed, assaulted, and tortured the victim simply for the thrill of it. Do you have anything to say before I sentence you?
Criminal: Nope
Judge: I hereby sentence you to forty years in a maximum security prison. I also sentence the victim to forty years in prison.
Victim: Wait- what? That doesn't make any sense! *He* attacked *me*!
Judge: I don't care who started it.
Lawyers are like mustard gas
When used by the enemy, it's a vile, dirty, despicable trick.
When used by your side, it's perfectly justifiable.
Gru and Putin resemble each other and both are despicable but how are they different?
One is aimed at children and the other aims at children.
What did Ed Sheeran say when he finished Despicable Me for the 3rd time?
I'm in love with the shape of Gru
Whats worse to do for yelp users than despise them?
De-spice their food
Why is Despicable Me's protagonist so tall?
He Gru
What type of plant is commonly regarded as the most despicable & evil within Plant World?
The rapeseed.
Who says, "Bugs, you stole my hearing aids?! You're despicable!"
Deafy Duck
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